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Sep 4, 2003 | 2:25 PM EDT
  • Daily 2nd Place September 5, 2003

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The not-so-epic tale of a common household Ninja, abridged into nearly three minutes of wholesome Ninja goodness! Check out the super-slick new sequel, A Week in the Life of a Ninja!

If any ninja or ninja-related parties are offended by this piece, please don't kill me. Thank you.



Rated 5 / 5 stars September 9, 2003


o man that was great you are soo funny sirena


Rated 5 / 5 stars November 6, 2005

that was awesome man, I mean wo-man!!!

I'd just like to know what is the name of that sound when the ninja dude jumps into his bed at the end and where did you get from. cos I'd really like to know!!!!!! THANX

damnhooligan responds:

That's the sound effect from the Bionic Woman/Six Million Dollar Man.


Rated 5 / 5 stars May 18, 2006


LMAO i was just kidding. That was somewhere between very funny and laugh ur ass of funny.


Rated 5 / 5 stars August 5, 2008


Ninjas only sleep for a minute! i myself am a ninja guy in my spare time so i know what you're talking about.


Rated 5 / 5 stars September 10, 2003


Awesome, that was hilarious. Imagine going to a dry cleaners and brekaing into a fight with a guy there. And also only getting one minute of sleep, ever...single...DAY! but that was just funny. make more, awesome, and thank you.