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Sep 4, 2003 | 2:25 PM EDT
  • Daily 2nd Place September 5, 2003

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The not-so-epic tale of a common household Ninja, abridged into nearly three minutes of wholesome Ninja goodness! Check out the super-slick new sequel, A Week in the Life of a Ninja!

If any ninja or ninja-related parties are offended by this piece, please don't kill me. Thank you.



Rated 0.5 / 5 stars


Im sorry but we ninjas do not live in apartments or go dry clening you freekin fool

we live in trees and use the resources around us to live day by day

plus shurikens do not slice peoples head off and when i avenged by master it was an epic battle which lasted 3 hours and involved me slaying over 100 samurai's, so i dont really appreciate you mocking us ninja's

and the white ninja clan was defeated long ago, bringing up things like that is like bringing up the holacaust for you >:(

bah, peasant


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


he looks like dark ninja from college university


Rated 5 / 5 stars


funny=P flipping someone off is the art of taunting O_O and he only gets a minute of sleep!


Rated 5 / 5 stars

haha awsome

lol pick up dry clean and with that he ment killing white ninja? lol car had blood over it


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Life of a ninja

ninjas dont sleep they hide in the dark until the sun goes down