Uss Enterprise: A Cadet's

rated 4.02 / 5 stars
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Aug 26, 2003 | 10:13 PM EDT
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It's a pretty simple Star Trek adventure game, with multiple endings!

Inspired by High School of the Apes.

Thanks for all the reviews! A sequel is already in progress.

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Rated 2 / 5 stars

WORST. Star Trek game. ever.

Alright, I don't mean to sound abusive. as I can see a lot of people seem to like this game. Well, let me be specific about what I thought of it.

To begin with, the graphics were okay. For Flash graphics, they're actually very good representations of the crew, the controls, the ship... and just about everything. Good graphics.

As for the sound... well, I dunno. Frankly I didn't dare turn the sound on.

Now we get to the worst of it. The game itself. I usually like these "choose-your-response" games; it's nice to see the other character's different reactions. Only in this case, no matter what you choose, it won't get you a different ending. You make your way through the game and either get holed up in the brig, have your head ripped off and thrown into space, or make it to the end and see the credits roll. Big whoop. There aren't even any alternate endings! If you actually MAKE it to the end, Riker is "severely disfigured," and Deanna is pretty much ready to make out with you. Very unimaginative.

Then, there were the scenes that I'm not even going to mention... let's just say that portraying Data and Jordy as homosexuals has no appeal to the Trekkie crowd.

All in all, the game needs more. More plot twists, more alternate paths, more alternate endings. As it is, I frankly think it deserves no higher than a 2.


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

If there was ever a funny star trek parody

This would be it! Man that was so funny! Man I would love to be on that star ship Enterprise. And Data fucking Dr. Crusher? ha ha ha keep up the good work. mabye next you can make one of star trek Voyeger.

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Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Hey!!! hey!!! hey!!!

good good game u got there.....i like the multiple endings...hope to see more...i give u a fat ass 4...


Rated 4 / 5 stars


had me going there for a while. nice little game. finally i got some ass after playing about 5 times. good work! make another one!


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

It was alright

not the best ive ever seen but pretty good