A security guard is trapped in a bunker, with a strange creature crawling around.
These aren't your little kid's bed time stories! If they are, seek help!
Machine gun aliens to death in this frantic run and gun series!
This is merely a spoof off of the Lord of the Rings trailer. Don't worry, it's an actual quicktime movie file, so you'll be seeing scenes from the Fellowship of the Ring AND The Two Towers. Enjoy the madness that is Lord of the Things.
Created: August 16, 2003
Hi-res: July 12, 2012