Relive Your Life
Live through many uniquely absurd lives in this interactive narrative!
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Monsters' Den Chronicles
The next evolution of the dungeon-crawling RPG series!
4.24 / 5.00 47,488 ViewsMankind's Asskicking
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- rated 3.71 / 5 stars
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Author Comments
Help Mick Foley self-abuse himself in the streets for cash, but don't kill him in the process.
Fuck PG Era.
GAME CONTROLS & SUCH--
V - Pick-up, Throw, Drop Weapons
B - Socko Time (usable when blue bar is full)
N - Self-Abuse w/ Weapon
SPACEBAR - Attack with weapon.
ARROW KEYS - Move throughout the street.
+ SHIFT - Run
You will have to go around hitting yourself with a weapon, looking for a better one or first aid kits. The enemies walking around will try to whack Mankind, so try to find a weapon that could knock them out or kill them. Remember, the fans love violence. In time, however... the enemies will get stronger, so you must act quickly.
Socko Time will make Mankind go crazy, and you will not be able to control his movement. He will run around pulling off enemies' heads, making the fans go wild and give him tons more money.
Use common sense on what weapon you shouldn't have Mankind self-abuse himself with.
Your goal is to get at least $750 in the game to win.
HINTS:
--Keep running to save time.
--Tap the Spacebar when using the chainsaw if you want to save it's power.
--Hit yourself with a weapon while you run, but make sure it doesn't hurt a lot.
There are two easter eggs in the game. Can you find them? (And please don't talk about them in your reviews... that'll make it less of a surprise, and I might have to change their locations.)
CREDITS--
The music from System of a Down - Suite Pee is vaguely used in the "GOOD LUCK" part before the game.
The other three songs in the game were produced by WWF/WWE, and are the titantron themes of Mankind.
Thanks to Rift for helping out with some actionscript problems and everyone who makes useful feedback.
Reviews
Rated 3.5 / 5 stars 1 month ago
I finally got to upercut dah Rock :P !!!!
Rated 5 / 5 stars March 15, 2011
Funny game
A simple yet fun game. I played it years ago and I am glad to see it is still around.
Rated 5 / 5 stars March 12, 2011
I FUcking love you
THIS GAME IS AMAZING!!!! though i felt bad for shanking the undertaker :I sorry taker...
Rated 4.5 / 5 stars August 31, 2009
Undertaker?
Fun Game But Why the Undertaker
Rated 5 / 5 stars November 5, 2008
IM GOD OF THIS GAME
This game Kicks ass. After a half hour of practice i finally got mr socco and got the best ending.
P.s Can someone send me a PM on where the easter eggs are