Mankind's Asskicking by Tool-Of-The-System



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Submitted: 07/15/2003 | 07:39PM EST

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Help Mick Foley self-abuse himself in the streets for cash, but don't kill him in the process.

I changed my mind about stop making Flash altogether. I will come back, but don't expect me to return in just a week or a month.

**WARNING - Read before voting or reviewing.**
I can't stress this enough, but I know how some of you people don't like wrestling (and most likely haven't watched an episode in your life) because we all know it's played out like a soap opera. But just because you don't like wrestling, don't flame this game with your opinions on wrestling. But if you're going to anyways, I'm sure everyone watching the reviews wouldn't mind marking yours abusive to earn a few extra whistle points.
**/WARNING**

GAME CONTROLS & SUCH--

V - Pick-up, Throw, Drop Weapons
B - Socko Time (usable when blue bar is full)
N - Self-Abuse w/ Weapon

SPACEBAR - Attack with weapon.
ARROW KEYS - Move throughout the street.
+ SHIFT - Run

You will have to go around hitting yourself with a weapon, looking for a better one or first aid kits. The enemies walking around will try to whack Mankind, so try to find a weapon that could knock them out or kill them. Remember, the fans love violence. In time, however... the enemies will get stronger, so you must act quickly.

Socko Time will make Mankind go crazy, and you will not be able to control his movement. He will run around pulling off enemies' heads, making the fans go wild and give him tons more money.

Use common sense on what weapon you shouldn't have Mankind self-abuse himself with.

Your goal is to get at least $750 in the game to win.

HINTS:
--Keep running to save time.
--Tap the Spacebar when using the chainsaw if you want to save it's power.
--Hit yourself with a weapon while you run, but make sure it doesn't hurt a lot.

There are two easter eggs in the game. Can you find them? (And please don't talk about them in your reviews... that'll make it less of a surprise, and I might have to change their locations.)

CREDITS--

The music from System of a Down - Suite Pee is vaguely used in the "GOOD LUCK" part before the game.

The other three songs in the game were produced by WWF/WWE, and are the titantron themes of Mankind.

Thanks to Rift for helping out with some actionscript problems and everyone who makes useful feedback.

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Average Score: 7.8 / 10

Score: 9
lucario6754

"Undertaker?"

date: August 31, 2009

Fun Game But Why the Undertaker

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tanker554

"IM GOD OF THIS GAME"

date: November 5, 2008

This game Kicks ass. After a half hour of practice i finally got mr socco and got the best ending.

P.s Can someone send me a PM on where the easter eggs are

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Score: 10
1dx123

"destruction can be betuiful"

by: 1dx123
date: August 28, 2008

whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Score: 7
zach8thorn

"hmmm"

date: July 30, 2008

how much money do u need to raise?

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ecwrulesbad

"Wow !! You add the faces of each superstar on !!"

date: January 6, 2008

This game is so funny but a bit embarassin` though !! Nevermind what I said haha !!

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