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Jul 5, 2003 | 12:14 PM EDT
  • Daily 2nd Place July 6, 2003

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It seems that some people are missing this, so:
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Don't assume this is the same as Mk1, because it isn't.
Please take a couple of minutes to explore this game before you vote... there's a lot of stuff to find.
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New Features:
• A Prize for every 6 insults you endure! Hurrah!
• An annoying alien Squeaky character! Boooo! (appears every third insult)
• A soundboard with 190+ sounds! Took friggin' ages!
• Option to 'record' and play back word sequences!
• A smattering of modern-day insults mixed in with the Shakespearean ones, to spice things up a bit!
• Rudity! (No, it's not a real word. I checked.)
• Different music! Different buttons! Different colours! Free pie!
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OK I lied about the last one.
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Don't worry, there won't be a Mk3.
Check out Girl#15, she wants you, baby!
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I hope you guys appreciate the weeks of work I put into this, I'm always pushing my Flash boundaries for your entertainment...
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Update: Thanks for your positive responses to this movie, they are appreciated.
Yippee! Portal award! A big THANK YOU to everyone who voted high
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Rated 5 / 5 stars

soooo funny

this desirvs a emey. dear creator: i would like it if we became friends on newgrounds gold account so umm later


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Thou art a frothy beef-witted fart

"I dub you a venom base-court fuck face"
"You idiotic, Motley Minded cunt"
"I dub thee a unmuzzled fucking arsehole"
But, the best one I was called was:
"You reeky fucking fuckface!"

I was playing with this for fucking ages, it was funny as hell, and the Olde-English music suited it perfectly. I'll have to show all of my mates this one!


Rated 5 / 5 stars

"I dub thee a yeasty, fat-kidneyed shithead."

Fucking awesome insult generator.
There are some real classics in there. BTW, Shakespeare called me that.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Brilliant !

This would make a great Facebook app !!
Fantastic !

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

of course, Shakespear dubs me a pissing defective malt-worm.
great game made me laugh so hard, keep up the good work!

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