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The George Bush Show – George becomes worried about re-election. (Comedy / 5 Mins. / 2.32 Megs / Created on June 16th, 2003)
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ho ho ho Kerry Christmas
This is the time of year I hear liberals bitch and moan about how Christmas--or the holiday season, as they put it--begins too early. In fact, I’ve heard them say Christmas starts anywhere from one to three months too early. This year, however,I believe that the libs may be on to something.
Speaking as a card carrying member (platinum) of the RNC, I contend that for conservatives, it’s been Christmas for the last 12 months.Yes, 2004 has been one big fat Christmas for us. Perhaps even a huge obese Christmas. Time to look at our presents.
Florida give us a few thoughtful gifts. We all recall President Bush winning the sunshine state the first time around. He won a recount and won a subsequent second recount. When the New York Slimes and the Washington comPost--no friends of the Bush administration--conducted their own recount, Bush won yet again. Two years later, in what many political pundits considered a referendum on whether Bush won in 2000, his brother Jeb took the Florida gubernatorial race in a landslide and Floridians elected Republican Catherine Harris to congress (Ouch! That’s gotta’ hurt!). In 2004 President Bush won Florida for the umptieth time. The silence from the left was deafening. Florida and silence from the left. Thoughtful gifts indeed.
We replaced a few democrat grinches with republican elves in congress. Most notably, head grinch, Tom Daschle.
In California, another gift. The most populous blue state in America terminated Gray Davis (hasta la vista, baby) and voted in republican Arnold Schwarzeneggerr. Now California is the same color as Santa’s suit. ho ho ho!
Dan Rather gave us the gift of seeing him choke back tears as the final election results rolled in, which in turn brought tears to our own eyes as well, tears of joy. Witnessing his odd, erratic career forever tainted over the forged document scandal was sheer elation; and now we have the supreme pleasure of watching him resign in disgrace. Thank you, Dan Rather, the gift that keeps on giving.
Let’s not forget the disgraceful resignation of light-in-the-loafers New Jersey Governor Jim McGreevey over his sordid (homo)sexual harassment scandal. Thank you, Jim, we always knew gay men had fabulous taste in gifts.
Former impeached president, convicted purgerer, admitted adulterer, serial groper, draft dodger and dress-stainer extraordinaire, Bill Cliton [sic} had major heart surgery and may be one step closer to that big impeachment hearing in the sky; much to the chagrin of muslim terrorists everywhere who fear the 72 virgins waiting for them will no longer be so virginal after ol’ Bill gets through with ‘em.
And finally, the greatest gift of all, a possible mass migration of liberals to Canada; oh Canada! A country with a long and inglorious history of welcoming cowardly American military deserters with open arms. They even proposed building a monument to them. How touching. With a little luck libs may even continue their flight northward until they reach the North Pole, especially the gay activists among them, who simply adore anything associated with poles (For god’s sake, Santa! Hide the elves! Hide the elves!). Actually, that may not be such a good idea after all, as wishing such a horrible fate upon poor Santa would certainly not be in Christmas spirit. And speaking of the Christmas spirit, I want all of you liberal losers out there to know that I am affixing a little mistletoe directly above my republican ass. So, for just one day, get into the spirit of the Christmas and pucker up. Ho ,ho, ho!
pretty good, these r great
Not a screaming laugh, but still very funny.
It;s like South Park meets That's My Bush. This is very ammusing political bashing humor^_^ I like the way you tied things togeather for the conspiracy.
Bush knew all along
This was as funny as the first. I knew bush was a stupid ass. Hope the next one is better than tgis one. Off to see No. 3.
this review brough to you about number 4
Damn this was funny, with the sars virus, i am canadain so id love sars to come back if its courtosiy of dick chaney, but damn thats funny i could just picture george watching scooby-doo, buy we never find out what happens to his jesus coulering book......
Put down your hog dog burrito, it time to learn the Chinese.
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