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Jan 20, 2001 | 6:38 PM EST
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You remember the OLD MAN from the game zelda? He would give you weapons, but most of the time he would turn you down and tell you that you had to go do something else before he gave you good stuff. Didn't that piss you off? Didn't you just want to kill him?

So did I, but it wouldn't let you kill him. In fact, sometimes if you tried to hit him, the fires next to him would shoot you with fireballs.

Well, I've just created this "game" that LETS YOU KILL THE OLD BASTARD! Check it out, it's got all the original graphics and sounds from ZELDA!



Rated 5 / 5 stars

yes finally

I can kill that dumb old guy. I've been wanting revenge for the times he shot fire at me for trying to kill him.


Rated 5 / 5 stars


That felt good, REVENGE FTW


Rated 5 / 5 stars


i loved to get revenge from that old stupid, that game was the HARDEST, and that guy just laughed at me wen i losed...
i loved to the evil dead rip off "gimme some sugar baby"


Rated 5 / 5 stars


old woman for old maannh heeahahaa

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

Finally some restitution!

finally i can kill that bastard. i always tried to kill him till i could punch in the tv!!! yes i was that pissed off at that guy!!!