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Jan 20, 2001 | 6:38 PM EST
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Author Comments

You remember the OLD MAN from the game zelda? He would give you weapons, but most of the time he would turn you down and tell you that you had to go do something else before he gave you good stuff. Didn't that piss you off? Didn't you just want to kill him?

So did I, but it wouldn't let you kill him. In fact, sometimes if you tried to hit him, the fires next to him would shoot you with fireballs.

Well, I've just created this "game" that LETS YOU KILL THE OLD BASTARD! Check it out, it's got all the original graphics and sounds from ZELDA!



Rated 5 / 5 stars


KILL that fucking old bastard!


Rated 5 / 5 stars

great game

this is a really fun game.

BTW redbones i dont think "suber" is a word.


Rated 5 / 5 stars


Never played any of the "old school" Zelda games, but thought this was cool.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Another Success.

Once again you've made me love another game. Kill the old man!!! That dam blastard didn't just let you have the weapons so why not just kill him right?


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Teee, heeee, heeeeeee!

Teee, heeee, heeeeeee! This is funny stuff...