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Jan 20, 2001 | 6:38 PM EST
  • Daily Feature January 21, 2001

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Author Comments

You remember the OLD MAN from the game zelda? He would give you weapons, but most of the time he would turn you down and tell you that you had to go do something else before he gave you good stuff. Didn't that piss you off? Didn't you just want to kill him?

So did I, but it wouldn't let you kill him. In fact, sometimes if you tried to hit him, the fires next to him would shoot you with fireballs.

Well, I've just created this "game" that LETS YOU KILL THE OLD BASTARD! Check it out, it's got all the original graphics and sounds from ZELDA!

Reviews


DarthGorbagDarthGorbag

Rated 5 / 5 stars August 18, 2011

The greatest stress-relief game i've ever seen

Personally I've got nothing against the old man. In fact, most days I'd despise this game, because the old man reminds me of one my favorite artists, Brentalfloss, whom I'd never want to horribly massacre.
But i just had a really really bad day, and was desparately wanting to vent my anger by playing a video game where i could senselessly murder innocent, defenseless npcs.
This game serves that purpose better than I could've possibly hoped for.


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DigiFox0DigiFox0

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars June 21, 2011

It's ok

there isn't much replay value if i'm honest. if you were to make another like this, add a little more interactivity or unlock-able murder weapons


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mordecaiSNOTdeadmordecaiSNOTdead

Rated 5 / 5 stars June 4, 2011

FINALLY!

FINALLY I CAN GET REVENGE ON THIS OLD MAN FOR DOING DESPICABLE THINGS!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DIE OLD MAN, DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAH! >:D


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epiczillaepiczilla

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars May 31, 2011

die old man

ii liked playing it because that old man pisses me off like a hobo


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mariolivesonmarioliveson

Rated 5 / 5 stars May 18, 2011

Finally!

Using the old man's friend as a weapon?
GENIUS!


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