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Jan 20, 2001 | 6:38 PM EST
  • Daily Feature January 21, 2001

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Author Comments

You remember the OLD MAN from the game zelda? He would give you weapons, but most of the time he would turn you down and tell you that you had to go do something else before he gave you good stuff. Didn't that piss you off? Didn't you just want to kill him?

So did I, but it wouldn't let you kill him. In fact, sometimes if you tried to hit him, the fires next to him would shoot you with fireballs.

Well, I've just created this "game" that LETS YOU KILL THE OLD BASTARD! Check it out, it's got all the original graphics and sounds from ZELDA!

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

*wicked laughter*

(To the author) Justified, indeed. That old man deserves to die. He made me work for the weapons instead of just selling them to me! That's cheap! He shot me in the game when I kept hurting him! The whole thing in that current NES game was so unjust! I love the chicken part. *laughs hard* You hit him with a chicken? That's silly. I smiled when I let the old lady smerp him. If the old man says it's cruel to make love to an old woman, well, no duh. (To the old man) Get over it, old man, if you don't like the old lady! (To the author) Since I used all those weapons on that old coot, I gave you all 10's for that! And this reminds me of the dog on Duck Hunt, except worse. I feel better from that stress release, Mockery. Thank you for making this. I was looking forward to kill the old jerk. 10/10


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supergirl30280supergirl30280

Rated 5 / 5 stars

lol

lol I lovd this. Awsome.



Freaki-boy92Freaki-boy92

Rated 5 / 5 stars

ha ha! take that old bastard

i bet the old woman was a fate worse than death but the other stuff was also well cool!



austinr1121austinr1121

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

OMG AWSOME

That basterd got what he deserved. Keep up the good work!!!



4352843528

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

strange but true

always wanted to kill him, thanks


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