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Jan 20, 2001 | 6:38 PM EST
  • Daily Feature January 21, 2001

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Author Comments

You remember the OLD MAN from the game zelda? He would give you weapons, but most of the time he would turn you down and tell you that you had to go do something else before he gave you good stuff. Didn't that piss you off? Didn't you just want to kill him?

So did I, but it wouldn't let you kill him. In fact, sometimes if you tried to hit him, the fires next to him would shoot you with fireballs.

Well, I've just created this "game" that LETS YOU KILL THE OLD BASTARD! Check it out, it's got all the original graphics and sounds from ZELDA!

Reviews


4352843528

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars August 28, 2005

strange but true

always wanted to kill him, thanks


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Freakyman1Freakyman1

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars August 23, 2005

that is messed up

omg that is the most messed up thing i ever say well...... maby not the most messed up but still britty dam messed up! god that old man is so gay it would make the guy dogs so stright that there dick would fly off like rockeck whenere a hot chick bends over. i mean god he is gay beond belife



DeniskaDeniska

Rated 4 / 5 stars August 21, 2005

Fun.

Very fun mini-Flash game. I enjoy killing the old man, or torturing him with the old woman. I especially like how you have the graphics down to key, including the flame movements. Keep up to good work.



EminemLPEminemLP

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars August 20, 2005

Great game!

I loved killing that old bastard! It was fun! And hilarious! Especially the old woman, Bwahahaha! Anyway, good job!



Shiek229Shiek229

Rated 4 / 5 stars August 15, 2005

Not too bad

It was okay I put 0 for sound cause I have no sound on my computer. And you should be able to move trhe s\word and stuff.