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Jan 20, 2001 | 6:38 PM EST
  • Daily Feature January 21, 2001

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You remember the OLD MAN from the game zelda? He would give you weapons, but most of the time he would turn you down and tell you that you had to go do something else before he gave you good stuff. Didn't that piss you off? Didn't you just want to kill him?

So did I, but it wouldn't let you kill him. In fact, sometimes if you tried to hit him, the fires next to him would shoot you with fireballs.

Well, I've just created this "game" that LETS YOU KILL THE OLD BASTARD! Check it out, it's got all the original graphics and sounds from ZELDA!

Reviews


HoennMasterHoennMaster

Rated 4 / 5 stars November 16, 2011

Not bad, Not good, either.

The only ones I really thought were funny were the raft and food, all the other were completely unnecessary. The old lady was just disgusting. I mean, OLD PEOPLE?!?!?!?!



Trippx160Trippx160

Rated 5 / 5 stars October 1, 2011

FINALLY!!!

REVENGE IS MINE! ITS ABOUT TIME! I knew I wasn't the only person out there that wanted this guy dead. And its got more than one choice?! YES!! F$#K YES!!
You, SIR! Get two thumbs way up!
& of course,
5/5. 10/10.


People find this review helpful!

flacoman1999flacoman1999

Rated 5 / 5 stars September 22, 2011

good

this is zelda



coolstalkcoolstalk

Rated 5 / 5 stars September 13, 2011

if you have ever

if you actually play the actual zelda game and he gives you the sword you then realize he is gay. yeahi said it the old man is gay



niteowlmanniteowlman

Rated 5 / 5 stars September 3, 2011

hes a #@##

hes was a hoe but wat about the fire i kill hims withs FIRESSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@#$%^&*()_!
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