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Jan 20, 2001 | 6:38 PM EST
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Author Comments

You remember the OLD MAN from the game zelda? He would give you weapons, but most of the time he would turn you down and tell you that you had to go do something else before he gave you good stuff. Didn't that piss you off? Didn't you just want to kill him?

So did I, but it wouldn't let you kill him. In fact, sometimes if you tried to hit him, the fires next to him would shoot you with fireballs.

Well, I've just created this "game" that LETS YOU KILL THE OLD BASTARD! Check it out, it's got all the original graphics and sounds from ZELDA!



Rated 5 / 5 stars

Lol stupid old man...

And this is meant to be 17+ -.- Barely any blood lol still epic.


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

i hate that old fart

when i used to play Legend of Zelda, that old fart didn't do anything and now i get my sweet revenge, i love this game. :)


Rated 5 / 5 stars


This game is awesome sweet sweet revenge

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Rated 4 / 5 stars

Not bad, Not good, either.

The only ones I really thought were funny were the raft and food, all the other were completely unnecessary. The old lady was just disgusting. I mean, OLD PEOPLE?!?!?!?!


Rated 5 / 5 stars


REVENGE IS MINE! ITS ABOUT TIME! I knew I wasn't the only person out there that wanted this guy dead. And its got more than one choice?! YES!! F$#K YES!!
You, SIR! Get two thumbs way up!
& of course,
5/5. 10/10.

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