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Jan 20, 2001 | 6:38 PM EST
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Author Comments

You remember the OLD MAN from the game zelda? He would give you weapons, but most of the time he would turn you down and tell you that you had to go do something else before he gave you good stuff. Didn't that piss you off? Didn't you just want to kill him?

So did I, but it wouldn't let you kill him. In fact, sometimes if you tried to hit him, the fires next to him would shoot you with fireballs.

Well, I've just created this "game" that LETS YOU KILL THE OLD BASTARD! Check it out, it's got all the original graphics and sounds from ZELDA!



Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Sweet game

Nice weapon choice. My favorite was the raft, next time get some better sprites though. Nice game.

P.S. Was that the Weird Al Yankovich version of the theme?


Rated 3 / 5 stars


it was ok... you need to make the framerate on the movie parts a little higher. otherwise great! keep it up!


Rated 3 / 5 stars

Not bad, not bad at all

I liked this flash game because of how original it is. Killing the old man kinda like makes me feel better lol. The options of killing the old man are very few, and the animation is really bad, but I think you did a fine job here, and you can do even better.


Rated 3 / 5 stars

Not thát good..

It wasn't such a great flash. Those pixel movies aren't cool any more, the number of ways to kill him are low and there wasn't much humor in them, except the one with the old lady. I say this is an average movie/game.


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

a 7 or 8


i'd give it a 7 or 8