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4.14 / 5.00 17,141 ViewsKill Old Man from Zelda!!
- Score:
- rated 4.20 / 5 stars
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- Genre:
- Action - Other
- old
- zelda
- man
Credits & Info
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Author Mockery
- Uploaded
- Jan 20, 2001 | 6:38 PM EST
- File Info
- Game
- 139.1 kb
- Daily Feature January 21, 2001
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Author Comments
You remember the OLD MAN from the game zelda? He would give you weapons, but most of the time he would turn you down and tell you that you had to go do something else before he gave you good stuff. Didn't that piss you off? Didn't you just want to kill him?
So did I, but it wouldn't let you kill him. In fact, sometimes if you tried to hit him, the fires next to him would shoot you with fireballs.
Well, I've just created this "game" that LETS YOU KILL THE OLD BASTARD! Check it out, it's got all the original graphics and sounds from ZELDA!
Reviews
Rated 5 / 5 stars September 11, 2005
*wicked laughter*
(To the author) Justified, indeed. That old man deserves to die. He made me work for the weapons instead of just selling them to me! That's cheap! He shot me in the game when I kept hurting him! The whole thing in that current NES game was so unjust! I love the chicken part. *laughs hard* You hit him with a chicken? That's silly. I smiled when I let the old lady smerp him. If the old man says it's cruel to make love to an old woman, well, no duh. (To the old man) Get over it, old man, if you don't like the old lady! (To the author) Since I used all those weapons on that old coot, I gave you all 10's for that! And this reminds me of the dog on Duck Hunt, except worse. I feel better from that stress release, Mockery. Thank you for making this. I was looking forward to kill the old jerk. 10/10
Rated 5 / 5 stars September 9, 2005
lol
lol I lovd this. Awsome.
Rated 5 / 5 stars September 4, 2005
ha ha! take that old bastard
i bet the old woman was a fate worse than death but the other stuff was also well cool!
Rated 4.5 / 5 stars August 28, 2005
OMG AWSOME
That basterd got what he deserved. Keep up the good work!!!
Rated 2.5 / 5 stars August 28, 2005
strange but true
always wanted to kill him, thanks