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Jan 20, 2001 | 6:38 PM EST
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Author Comments

You remember the OLD MAN from the game zelda? He would give you weapons, but most of the time he would turn you down and tell you that you had to go do something else before he gave you good stuff. Didn't that piss you off? Didn't you just want to kill him?

So did I, but it wouldn't let you kill him. In fact, sometimes if you tried to hit him, the fires next to him would shoot you with fireballs.

Well, I've just created this "game" that LETS YOU KILL THE OLD BASTARD! Check it out, it's got all the original graphics and sounds from ZELDA!



Rated 3 / 5 stars November 16, 2005

Not thát good..

It wasn't such a great flash. Those pixel movies aren't cool any more, the number of ways to kill him are low and there wasn't much humor in them, except the one with the old lady. I say this is an average movie/game.


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars November 13, 2005

a 7 or 8


i'd give it a 7 or 8


Rated 3 / 5 stars November 11, 2005

Ah its good..not great but good

I like it cuz i cant hate it lol


Rated 4 / 5 stars November 6, 2005

Good job

My only problem was the frame rate and thats why I gave graphics a 5 but other than that good job.


Rated 4 / 5 stars November 4, 2005

I hate the old guy

I hate the old guy and i find that fun! Killed by an old woman wantin to make love with him? Hillarious!! graphics could have been better, but HEY, u dont see me doin any better! All in all, a fun game ot paly on a rain day!