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Jan 20, 2001 | 6:38 PM EST
  • Daily Feature January 21, 2001

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Author Comments

You remember the OLD MAN from the game zelda? He would give you weapons, but most of the time he would turn you down and tell you that you had to go do something else before he gave you good stuff. Didn't that piss you off? Didn't you just want to kill him?

So did I, but it wouldn't let you kill him. In fact, sometimes if you tried to hit him, the fires next to him would shoot you with fireballs.

Well, I've just created this "game" that LETS YOU KILL THE OLD BASTARD! Check it out, it's got all the original graphics and sounds from ZELDA!

Reviews


rex3131rex3131

Rated 5 / 5 stars February 9, 2012

when he said mah parents dont love me i went ballistic and smashed him with a raft then i took an arrow to mah knes



vortigon09vortigon09

Rated 5 / 5 stars February 6, 2012

Cool but

The old woman wasn't a weapon its a love



deathguy10deathguy10

Rated 5 / 5 stars January 28, 2012

roflmfao

great game. take that creepy old guy.



Ted87552Ted87552

Rated 4 / 5 stars January 26, 2012

Funny!

This game is funny but it needs more weps


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WegraWegra

Rated 4 / 5 stars January 13, 2012

Even after all these years it's still awesome

You know I gotta say because of this game (And LQFA) I can honestly never look at the Old Man the same way again. But yeah love the options you gave and the fact that the old geezer is a wiseass is funny as hell. That said keep up the good work Mockery!