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Jan 20, 2001 | 6:38 PM EST
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You remember the OLD MAN from the game zelda? He would give you weapons, but most of the time he would turn you down and tell you that you had to go do something else before he gave you good stuff. Didn't that piss you off? Didn't you just want to kill him?

So did I, but it wouldn't let you kill him. In fact, sometimes if you tried to hit him, the fires next to him would shoot you with fireballs.

Well, I've just created this "game" that LETS YOU KILL THE OLD BASTARD! Check it out, it's got all the original graphics and sounds from ZELDA!



Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

only good cause i hate the old bastard. needs more content. 2 stars


Rated 5 / 5 stars



Rated 0 / 5 stars



Rated 5 / 5 stars

when he said mah parents dont love me i went ballistic and smashed him with a raft then i took an arrow to mah knes


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Cool but

The old woman wasn't a weapon its a love