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Jan 20, 2001 | 6:38 PM EST
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You remember the OLD MAN from the game zelda? He would give you weapons, but most of the time he would turn you down and tell you that you had to go do something else before he gave you good stuff. Didn't that piss you off? Didn't you just want to kill him?

So did I, but it wouldn't let you kill him. In fact, sometimes if you tried to hit him, the fires next to him would shoot you with fireballs.

Well, I've just created this "game" that LETS YOU KILL THE OLD BASTARD! Check it out, it's got all the original graphics and sounds from ZELDA!



Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


This is humor! ive always wanted to kill that biach! Thank YOu for letting me.


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


i love zelda and its other games and i hate that fucken bastard that make you pay your hard earned money for his weapons, when he knows hes gonna die without Link saving hyrule.

Thanks Mockery for making the world a better place.


Rated 4 / 5 stars

This was something I always wanted to do!!!

I've always wanted to kill that irritating fucking old man! I was glad to finally have the chance!!!


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


What more can i say.....that old guy was a pain in the ass and now me and many others have gotten revenge. The original music was great, made wanna go dig out my nintendo and start playin. But i am too lazy to do that.


Rated 4 / 5 stars

pretty good

yeah, it could have been better, but the low res graphics and sounds of the old zelda game bring back memories :-) meeeeemorriiiiessss

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