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Jan 20, 2001 | 6:38 PM EST
  • Daily Feature January 21, 2001

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You remember the OLD MAN from the game zelda? He would give you weapons, but most of the time he would turn you down and tell you that you had to go do something else before he gave you good stuff. Didn't that piss you off? Didn't you just want to kill him?

So did I, but it wouldn't let you kill him. In fact, sometimes if you tried to hit him, the fires next to him would shoot you with fireballs.

Well, I've just created this "game" that LETS YOU KILL THE OLD BASTARD! Check it out, it's got all the original graphics and sounds from ZELDA!

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xNovax420xxNovax420x

Rated 4 / 5 stars January 21, 2001

yo good job i hate tht old bastard

tht mother fucker pisses me off shootin those damn fireballs at me!



Egon-SpenglerEgon-Spengler

Rated 5 / 5 stars January 21, 2001

Suck it, Old Man

Finally... The old man hath met his match.
That son of a bitch just couldn't give you the fucking master sword in the beginning of the game, could he? I mean, would it have really been too much to ask?
This is finally your chance to put him 6 feet under Hyrule.
Only thing better than this game was the Zelda cartoon. Whoo!


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DiAbLo99DiAbLo99

Rated 0 / 5 stars January 21, 2001

Pretty cool

put mor grphics



Kobe-BoyKobe-Boy

Rated 4 / 5 stars January 21, 2001

this is pretty good

try and make the sprites more realistic and how did hot wax and an old woman kill him or was it just torture? not too bad overall



Kain-HighwindKain-Highwind

Rated 5 / 5 stars January 21, 2001

Rules your balls!

OMG! This kicked ass! Despite what mo-fo2000000000000 seemed to think, it's one of the best portal entries I've seen yet! Not like those crappy stick figures! This rules!


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