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Jan 20, 2001 | 6:38 PM EST
  • Daily Feature January 21, 2001

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    Zelda Link and his misadventures have always made for some great spoofs and tributes.

Author Comments

You remember the OLD MAN from the game zelda? He would give you weapons, but most of the time he would turn you down and tell you that you had to go do something else before he gave you good stuff. Didn't that piss you off? Didn't you just want to kill him?

So did I, but it wouldn't let you kill him. In fact, sometimes if you tried to hit him, the fires next to him would shoot you with fireballs.

Well, I've just created this "game" that LETS YOU KILL THE OLD BASTARD! Check it out, it's got all the original graphics and sounds from ZELDA!



Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Another Video game movie... great.

I still dont' see why this ranked higher than dehydrated mexicans...


Rated 1.5 / 5 stars


It was all kickin' until the actual killing started. Those were some of the most retarded fatalities ever, and you need more blood damnit!


Rated 4 / 5 stars


The bomb, sword and boomerang were a little redundant but the rest was great!


Rated 5 / 5 stars


I liked the old woman method of killing him. LOL


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


Loved it! Next time make it bloodier.