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Jan 20, 2001 | 6:38 PM EST
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Author Comments

You remember the OLD MAN from the game zelda? He would give you weapons, but most of the time he would turn you down and tell you that you had to go do something else before he gave you good stuff. Didn't that piss you off? Didn't you just want to kill him?

So did I, but it wouldn't let you kill him. In fact, sometimes if you tried to hit him, the fires next to him would shoot you with fireballs.

Well, I've just created this "game" that LETS YOU KILL THE OLD BASTARD! Check it out, it's got all the original graphics and sounds from ZELDA!



Rated 4 / 5 stars March 15, 2011


Remember this was added in january 2001. and for a 10 year old animation, it's actually kinda good.

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Rated 3 / 5 stars March 13, 2011

Could be better

The best thing was killing the bastard with the old woman

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Rated 0.5 / 5 stars March 13, 2011

Incredibly Boring.

The ideas arent creative at all and the animations are rrrrreeeeaaalllyyyyy slow.
It's boring to a lethal level.


Rated 2.5 / 5 stars March 12, 2011

Good idea, but bad done

the best thing about this flash is when the old man says he will repeat what he said before, so kill him XD

the meat death is WTF -_-
the deaths are like... what alpha-beta-cow said


Rated 2.5 / 5 stars March 12, 2011


pretty linear way to die :P

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