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Jan 20, 2001 | 6:38 PM EST
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Author Comments

You remember the OLD MAN from the game zelda? He would give you weapons, but most of the time he would turn you down and tell you that you had to go do something else before he gave you good stuff. Didn't that piss you off? Didn't you just want to kill him?

So did I, but it wouldn't let you kill him. In fact, sometimes if you tried to hit him, the fires next to him would shoot you with fireballs.

Well, I've just created this "game" that LETS YOU KILL THE OLD BASTARD! Check it out, it's got all the original graphics and sounds from ZELDA!



Rated 1.5 / 5 stars April 1, 2011

This isn't good

The choices to kill the old man aren't fun to watch
1/5 3/10


Rated 4 / 5 stars March 30, 2011


I'm confused on why People dislike this game so much, I love it bro, The concept is pretty cool man Lol i give it a 8, Just because it needs more death options, ofc, Zelda themed deaths, and a little more interactivity, Aside from that, Amazing game, With an amazing concept, And amazing Potential.


Rated 0.5 / 5 stars March 29, 2011


not impressed


Rated 0.5 / 5 stars March 27, 2011


Not really a game, so much as a poop. I mean, the amount of programming needed was probably comparable to taking one...
Some actual interactivity would've saved this score, sorreh :(


Rated 2.5 / 5 stars March 26, 2011


You usually make good games ya kno? this one aint one o them