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Jan 20, 2001 | 6:38 PM EST
  • Daily Feature January 21, 2001

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You remember the OLD MAN from the game zelda? He would give you weapons, but most of the time he would turn you down and tell you that you had to go do something else before he gave you good stuff. Didn't that piss you off? Didn't you just want to kill him?

So did I, but it wouldn't let you kill him. In fact, sometimes if you tried to hit him, the fires next to him would shoot you with fireballs.

Well, I've just created this "game" that LETS YOU KILL THE OLD BASTARD! Check it out, it's got all the original graphics and sounds from ZELDA!

Reviews


MrHongKongBuffettMrHongKongBuffett

Rated 5 / 5 stars April 13, 2011

Hooray for Newground 1.0!

Sigh... so many whiny reviews. It's not particularly funny unless you played a lot of Zelda for the NES, it's not really a game so much as an interactive flash show, and the animation is primitive. So why did I give it a 10? Because this game is over a decade old. With that in mind, this is alot more imaginative than much of the junk on the internet at the time. It would also lead to better, more sophisticated retro-style web games. This here isn't just junk - it's a pioneer. You wouldn't complain about a UNIVAC being too big and too slow, would you? No, you'd appreciate it for what it was in the context of the time.

This was one of the better things on the web back in the day. It's dated as hell, but it's just good enough to fool some of the of kids here into thinking that it's recent content.


People find this review helpful!

doodleboy63doodleboy63

Rated 5 / 5 stars April 13, 2011

guess wat

coz a asy



RiouMusakaRiouMusaka

Rated 2 / 5 stars April 6, 2011

Um...

I kind of agree with most of the others. Its not very impressive..



xxvxxv

Rated 5 / 5 stars April 2, 2011

I am......

i am sorry bt it is old and boreng bt i well gave you 10



TheDanMeisterTheDanMeister

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars April 1, 2011

This isn't good

The choices to kill the old man aren't fun to watch
1/5 3/10