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Jan 20, 2001 | 6:38 PM EST
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Author Comments

You remember the OLD MAN from the game zelda? He would give you weapons, but most of the time he would turn you down and tell you that you had to go do something else before he gave you good stuff. Didn't that piss you off? Didn't you just want to kill him?

So did I, but it wouldn't let you kill him. In fact, sometimes if you tried to hit him, the fires next to him would shoot you with fireballs.

Well, I've just created this "game" that LETS YOU KILL THE OLD BASTARD! Check it out, it's got all the original graphics and sounds from ZELDA!



Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

die old man

ii liked playing it because that old man pisses me off like a hobo

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Rated 5 / 5 stars


Using the old man's friend as a weapon?

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Rated 5 / 5 stars


HAHAHA! My god, that's hillarious.
I loved the look on his face when you choose the raft.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars


This is awesome. so many memories rushing back. Love this game. zelda rulez

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Rated 2 / 5 stars

Why is this rated mature?

It should just be teen.

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