Relive Your Life
Live through many uniquely absurd lives in this interactive narrative!
4.45 / 5.00 121,506 ViewsMonsters' Den Chronicles
The next evolution of the dungeon-crawling RPG series!
4.24 / 5.00 47,479 ViewsYou remember the OLD MAN from the game zelda? He would give you weapons, but most of the time he would turn you down and tell you that you had to go do something else before he gave you good stuff. Didn't that piss you off? Didn't you just want to kill him?
So did I, but it wouldn't let you kill him. In fact, sometimes if you tried to hit him, the fires next to him would shoot you with fireballs.
Well, I've just created this "game" that LETS YOU KILL THE OLD BASTARD! Check it out, it's got all the original graphics and sounds from ZELDA!
Reviews
Rated 5 / 5 stars 10 days ago
lol
Rated 0 / 5 stars 11 days ago
SUPER SUCK
Rated 5 / 5 stars February 9, 2012
when he said mah parents dont love me i went ballistic and smashed him with a raft then i took an arrow to mah knes
Rated 5 / 5 stars February 6, 2012
Cool but
The old woman wasn't a weapon its a love
Rated 5 / 5 stars January 28, 2012
roflmfao
great game. take that creepy old guy.