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Penalty Master

Author

Sir-Davey

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Texas Faggot (Buy!)

Date Submitted

06/05/2003 | 11:52PM EST

File Information

Game | 2.5 MB

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Current Score

3.50 / 5.00

Score Rank: #26,071
Popularity Rank: #595

8,605 votes | 1,257,180 views

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Author Comments

1 MILLION VIEWS! I WIN!!!

Hi!
This game took me 1 and a half months to create, i created this game from scratch. The rules are pretty simple, you can find them in "Instructions". I really hope you people will like this game.
By the way, i wasn't supposed to put this game here, but i di anywas ^_^.
I used the song called "Back to Mad", from texas faggot, but i edited it so it would fit in this movie!
Please be constructive in your reviews.
UPDATE: I fixed the "play again" button
UPDATE: I added a "Skip intro" button! ^_^
NEWS: HOLLY SHIT FRONTPAGE!! I LOVE YOU TOM ^_^!!!!! THANK YOU ALL!!!
UPDATE : You can now submit your score! I added a "Top 100" list. Now we'll see who's the boss!
UPDATE : I've seen many cheaters on the scoreboard (putting scores like "1000000000" and stuff) so now, if you cheat, your IP ADRESS will be sent to me, and there is a big possibilty that you will get banned from posting your score, sorry! I just hate cheaters, they ruin everything!
NEWS: If you get a white screen when you try posting your score, you've been banned! If you have a problem with this e-mail me!
UPDATE : I added even MORE cheating protection in the scoreboard. I hate people that cheat on their score. By the way everybody that got 750 and that wasn't able to post their score, i'm sorry, i messed up my code!
NEWS : Today i had 17 new e-mails containing IP adresses of people that cheated, shows you just how respectful people are :-/
UPDATE : Now, if you cheat, your IP adress will NOT be sent anymore, this is due to an OVERFILLING of my mailbox(no, you didn't scare me at all pipee_5372!). However, you will still recieve a message!
NEWS : Sorry the scoreboard was down today, I was messing with some script but apparently it didn't work. Now the board's back up again, it's not how i wanted it to be but i can't seen to figure out a way to make everything work...
NEWS : SOME FUCKER HACKED INTO THE SCOREBOARD AND WAS ABLE TO HACK A PART OF MY WEBSITE! LUCKILY I WAS ABLE TO FIX IT, AND SINCE I HAVE EVERYONE'S IP ADRESS IN MY DATABASE (YES, YOU'RE NEVER TOO SURE....), I WAS ABLE TO FIND THE FUCKER'S IP! IF I CAN TRACE THE MOTHERFUCKER HE'LL HAVE A LAWYER ON HIS DIRTY ASS BEFORE HE KNOWS IT, SO IF YOU'RE THE GODDAMN HACKER, FEAR FOR YOUR LIFE, IT WILL BE RUINED! YOU'LL EITHER GO IN JAIL OR PAY A FINE THAT WILL BLOW UP YOUR BANK ACCOUNT!
In other news, there are OUTWAR spammers in almost every review I get, so if you're an idiot and you think that people will fall for your crap,you WILL be banned from EVER coming to newgrounds, and your outwar account will be terminated. So think 10 times before you post an outwar link, bitch!
NEWS : Well, i'm not on the front page anymore! Byt it's allright! I've had my time of glory! I made the sports game page so it's still awesome! I love the little descriptive text they put for my game ^_^. Anyways I thank you ALL for your reviews (except the outware dudes).
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I would like to remind you that making the ball in by hitting the post is NOT a good way to score! It only gets you 50 points, when a "normal" goal gets you a 100. If you make all posts in, it will only give you 250 points, which isn't HALF of the maximum amount of points you can get. Before you say "it's not challenging", try hitting the ball somewhere in the CORNER of the goal, this will get you 150 points!! The max score you can get is 750, and that is ONLY if you can manage to do ALL the shots in the corner.
Thank you
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---I love getting e-mail, e-mail me at the.suisse@caramil.com--
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IF THE HIGH SCORES GET DELETED, IT PROBABLY ISN'T MY FAULT. I AM SORRY, I AM TRYING TO FIX THAT.
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Everything by(even the script) : FLORIAN SEGGINGER

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Average Score: 7.1 / 10

Score: 7
shadow115

"fine"

date: July 14, 2008

the game was........... well i can't say it was fantastic but it was alright.7/10 crowd was loud...........

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Score: 7
Malkrow21

"not bad."

date: June 11, 2008

the games not bad. its not really amazingly fun but it does the job right. the controls are pretty good, the visuals are good too with smooth animation and the sound is really great especially the music and the crowd. its kind of easy to get a goal pass the goalie so the game really isn't all that challenging.

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Score: 8
maximax-2

"ok..."

date: June 4, 2008

i guess is was good

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Score: 7
firestar1998

"Not bad....."

date: May 17, 2008

Quite a good game. I played the 2nd one before trying out this one. I think the second one was better; the moving arrow was slower, the goalie wasnt smart enough to defend all the balls u hit, and it has an extra defend part. A tip to score more goals: Aim at the middle of the left or right side of space the goalie isnt guarding. For the height, aim in the middle of the net. For those of you who dont understand the 2nd step, get a piece of rectangular paper and fold it in half so that the top and bottom meet (the longer part of the top and bottom). Unfold it and draw a line in the fold. Thats what I mean: the middle of the net. I got a perfect score (500) for it.

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Score: 8
sonicfan12

"an ok game"

date: April 18, 2008

it's Ok but you can't be a goalie :(

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