I got alotta opinions on politics, me. I know fer a fact that it'll fuck you over. See, around ere life can be ard. I were born in Manchester and I lived ere all my life and fings jus don't get better. My old man, right, he was a Labour voter all his life (God rest his soul) an so's everybody else round these parts. It's a waya life really, you know, working class fing innit? So when it comes to voting this time round you'd fink it'd be a piece of piss, but nah, not this time. Cause we're all getting fucked over this time and noone knows who wants what. I mean, look at Labour. Now Gordon Brown may be a top bloke for all I know but then again, jus look what he's done to the economy. And now decent folks like me and me family ave gotta struggle jus to make ends meet. I'll admit, I was sucked into the New Labour fing jus like the rest of yous, but looking back, New Labour means nowt, you know what I mean? Jus aloada empty promises. And now, thireen years later and we've got another fuckin war goin on and crime's way up. So they bring in ASBOs but they don't do a bloody fing. System's right fucked up, it is. Just the other day me mate Kev got an ASBO. No warning or nuffin, he batters one cop and he's suddenly a criminal. Fuckin disgrace I tell ya. So you dunno if you can trust Labour this time. But what else you gonna do? Can't vote Conservative. I see their posters up every night on me way to the pub, boils the blood they do. Says they's gonna cut me gyro jus cause I aint got a job, but they don't even care that I need that money fer fags an lager an baby food. An anyway I'm unfit for work cause I'm colourblind, you see? Social services keep tryin aget me to do somethin, sell the Big fuckin Issue or whatever, but they don't see how ard it is for some people. The Tories dunno shit about the working class life, how tough we get it. They jus wanna tax tax tax and take all my ard earned cash away. Though, I'll be honest, I did like that one fing they said, you know, bout the ordinary man gettin to set up his own school? That sounds right good cause the education system is shit at the moment. Me grandson Paulie's being denied an education right now jus cause his mam was foureen when she ad him. That's prolly why he bunks off so much from lessons, and I don't blame im. I mean, what's the point in goin to school anyway if there aint no jobs fer after you leave? Besides, Conservatives'll jus shut down jobs like they did in the sevenies...eighies, I dunno, I forget. All I know is that fuckin Mrs Thatcher shut down me old man's factory and after that there's really nuffin they can do to convince me to vote fer them. Don't have a fuckin clue what the Liberal fuckin Democrats stand fer. Couldn't watch the debates cause that's half-price night down the pub, ana free pint for every fify quid you spend, so I couldn't miss that. Anyway, the only party that had fuck-all to say about immigration is that BNP, and I dunno about them. I mean, there are prolly too many of them illegal asylum seekers over ere but some of me best mates are Pakis an it don't seem fair to send em back to Africa. You know, just cause yer black don't mean you can't work and it's racist to say so. Anyway, it's them fuckin Polish cunts you gotta worry about, stealing all the jobs from British folk. That's why I'm finking about UKIP, cause I reckon if we don't get outta Europe then they might take over. Besides, we don't need the fuckin Euro, thank you very much. No fuckin way am I learning to speak Belguim when we got the good ole pound wiv us...but you can see me conundrum, right? What's a man to do? Me wife of tweny years fucked off wiv the bloke who stacks the shelves at Lidl jus last year, I got more importan fings to fink about than a fuckin election. An...and anyway, I'm not registered to vote so it means fuck all to me really. Ah well. Anybody gotta fag?