Cyberen Pays for Sex
Princess Laucherella here with another fantastic episode of the Cyberen Sillies for my loyal viewers! Before I begin though, I'd like to mention a few things:
1. You'll notice I've updated the intro sequence again! Oh boy!
2. Tonight's show deals with a sort of mature theme, so my younger fans, please give this one a miss!
3. Brock Janson (AKA Cyberen) has been arrested for murder. You can read about it on the BBS. Please go to his NG page (http://cyberen.newground s.com) and tell him that you're here for him in this tough time!
Now that that's said, on with tonight's Silly!
This episode marks the end of the "Cyberen Gets Married" arc, so you may want to go back a few episodes, or you may be lost when you watch this! If you don't feel like it, basically what happened was this:
Jhonen Vasquez (if you're new to the Sillies, Cyberen is totally gay for this guy) attempted to file a police report after Cyberen kidnapped him, but instead ended up filling out an application for a domestic partnership with Cyberen! Cyberen planned a stupendous wedding, and was crushed when the unaware Jhonen Vasquez didn't show up. Dr. Buttswallows staged a nice diversion, and got the thoughtful Jhonen Vasquez to come all the way from California to set things straight with Cyberen.
Tonight's Silly opens with Cyberen and Jhonen having a rather serious talk about this awkward misunderstanding, but seems unable to console Cyberen. Desperate, Jhonen Vasquez offers to buy the hapless Cyberen a prostitute for the night.
After an amusing driving scene in the Jhonenmobile, Cyberen yells for Jhonen Vasquez to stop the car! What sort of lady of the night would yield the attention of our blatantly homosexual protagonist, you ask? Well, enter Jhody, a sulty woman with the exact same delicate, feminine facial features as our favorite mischievous cartoonist, Jhonen Vasquez!
At this point in the cartoon, it will become apparent that the title "Cyberen Pays for Sex" is a pun, and quite a clever one! As soon as Cyberen reach into the pocket of his Daisy Dukes for the cash Jhonen Vasquez gave to him, Jhody is revealed to be Officer Jhody Valenzuela of the Santa Fe police department! Cyberen and Jhonen, caught in a prostitution sting, now have to "pay" for their crime! Get it?
Knowing that a scandal like this would destroy Jhonen Vasquez's career, our heroes do the only logical thing anyone could do in this situation! They cold-cock Jhody and shut her in the trunk of the Jhonenmobile!
Where the heck is our not-so-dynamic duo planning to go? WATCH AND FIND OUT!
There's a valuable lesson to be learned in today's Cyberen Silly, kids. Prostitution is illegal and immoral. It's one crime that certainly DOESN'T PAY!
Enjoy the show, folks! I love you!