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Score: 0

"um.................."

by: zeroman12

date: June 23, 2005

i cant give a score bcuz the game never played.But how did the othere ppl get it to play it kept saying error. so fix it and ill give it a score k?

Score: 10

"How to work it?"

by: AWSTRICKER

date: June 20, 2005

Hi i tried to get it on it wont work though and about the guy who reviewed b4 me how do u know if he has no girlfriend or has never met a girl and how does that make his game bad?

Score: 0

"Makes ya wish for a T1 connection, doesn't it?"

by: Dark-Qi

date: April 21, 2005

THAT has got to be one of THE best freaking games on the NET, not newgrounds, the NET. The graphics (a lil glitchy) blew my mind!! Dude, it's definetly wrth the dam wait. the Best! The only porb though is when you opne up the armory menu, it sorta freezes, and then you'd have to restart it again. Also, the glorkonites (not sure how its spelled, maybe you should add in the names) should move faster. Dam, they were so easy to beat. Aaaand to whomever is reading this, dude, wth are you wasting time reading a stupid review? Click Play this Game already! Sheesh, your're wasting precious loading time!!!! Anyways, sometimes it sorta gliches, so you should fix that. O yeah, one more thing, can you send me a copy of this game (my email is senorzingo-on-gonecrac(at)ae.stinkypie). I really hope you can, if you can't..o well. Also, to whoever has read up to this point, this is why you should read to the end of all reviews. This game is one very long preloader (not really a preloader) with a block of text at the end that says there was an error and that you should contact the creator if the "problem" persist. (the only rating thats honest and true is the 10 for humor).

Score: 5

"...Fix it..."

by: Loreat

date: April 10, 2005

You have to be really patiant to get this thing to load. But what about those of us who don't want to sit around all day waiting for a single game to load?

Score: 5

"Wasn't able to play"

by: Tylo-66

date: February 5, 2005

After it loaded it said there was an error and after trying it three times and getting the same message i decieded to take the messages advice and contact the creator

Score: 9

"Wh00t!!!"

by: darkrain90

date: January 26, 2005

WH00T I wont reveal anything but this is a fucking awsome game. Not as good as a real D&D meet but still freaking awsome.

Only problem is the goddamned glitch. While loading it glitches. I got it to work the first time after that loooong load time but when I retried it, the damn thing kept glitching up and wouldns load. It took 2 or 3 tries to make it work.

Also the game glitches more often if you leave the window so you should watch it, or go get some food or something.

GREAT MUTHERFOCKING GAME MAN!!! KEEP IT UP!!

Score: 10

"hey dudes, blams not cool for being impatient ppl."

by: yonkokoro

date: January 23, 2005

Kay? kay. I just started it and went and played anarchy Online (it's free again!) got finnished with a solo mish and was then drawn swiftly into the new little free game egg sitting on my desktop... now loaded and daaaaamn good. I *LOVE* the love on this game.
You guys want to blam it? then take the bloody time to load the dang thing. Patience being a virtue and this took this guy(or girl!) a loooong time to code. So iether spare some bleedin bandwidth or ease *UP*. I like it and I'm a harsh b*tch most of the time. :P
then again I usually only respond if I love something or loath it to the point of no return... go fig.

Score: 10

"Greatest Game on Earth!!"

by: Jaheo

date: January 17, 2005

Ha, you guys must really have crappy comps. Mine loaded the game, and in a few minutes, I was busting Magic Missiles and +1 Greatclubs over orc heads. Make sure you find Excalibur in the 7th level dungeon, or else you can't finish the game. I think it's down the corridor after the trap, and use your ranger to clear the gap (For some reason, he must have a massive use rope check). I read the reviews, you guys should wait for the game to load. OblivionForEver just didn't want to scare you with the game size, and so he only showed the preloader size. You'll have fun though, I guarantee it. (guarantees non-refundable, or real in any way)

Score: 10

"Pure genius!!!"

by: DisturbedMaggot

date: December 15, 2004

Yeah i think this is the most genuis thing i have ever seen on newgrounds. I mean come on, everyone has to admit that he is smart for fooling us into waiting a long ass time for this. Shit i knew i was pumped to play it then i was like, ahhh shit...oh wait! HAHAHAHAHAHA THATS FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!! So i give you props for this creation. Fuck all those who don't like it. They're just mad you out-smarted them all!

Score: 1

"Huh. Whatever."

by: lonefoxlaughing

date: December 5, 2004

This is a LITTLE bit funny, but only because I spent the "loading time" reading the reviews. You should probably make an archive of the reviews before this gets blammed; definitely a way to show that you're a world-class jerk and that a lot of people are just plain stupid. Then again, you would have had me for about five minutes if I hadn't browsed the reviews, so I'm not claiming that I'm any more intelligent than the next shmuck.

Hope you feel pretty good about yourself. I'm going to go give some 5's to other more humorous, deserving animations.