Score: 10
"Excellent. But the "adult" bits are embarassing."
date: April 17, 2003
I gave this a '5', which I never, ever do.
I also gave this a "10" here, which I equally never, ever do.
This is a damn fine game.
The controls take some getting used to, but once you have, they are intuitive and fun.
The storyline is... eh. Cliched manga-pop samurai bullshit. Who cares about the story?
The game is good.
A lot of work went into this, and it shows. it's right there on the screen. This is a damn fine game.
And it was almost ruined by the so-called 'adult' aspect.
I felt like I was reading REALLY BAD Hentai.
The chick you're with... so, um, she has some kind of medical condition, that's why she jerks off just about once every single fucking cutscene, right? And that's why she's squirting all over the fucking place?
And the Duke Nukum girls who, erm, 'just happen' to be lounging around these dangerous Feudal Japan temples in various states of undress... did they come with the castle, or does the lord who lives there just sort of collect them?
It was bad.
Embarassingly bad.
Really fucking ~juvenile~.
I wanted to smack you repeatedly upside the head for nearly ruining such an amazing game with such immature trash.
Don't do that again.
Other than that, this game was insane and amazing.
Make more.
Please.
Author's Response:
The only reason that I can offer is that Red Fox does have a knack for "collecting" various people for her sexual pleasure, as you can see in the beginning when she try to enslave Ronin.