Score: 7
"I liked it very much.. but..."
date: December 25, 2004
ok.. FIRST of all. I want you immature moron idiots to read this first part. Yes... those of you that can't review anything with more than 4 words, with including "gay" or "fuck" as at least half of the 4 word sentance, and for those that say "This sucks, you need to work on your flash" I have a simple few words that you people can no doubt understand. "Fuck.... You.."
First of all people who tell this guy to work on his flash... most of you HAVE no flash. Therefore you have no idea how kinda difficult it is to MAKE things move this fluidly and animate things this well. Especially when it's FRAME ANIMATED!. I doubt that many of you "5 second reviewers" that have even TRIED Flash even know how to up the frame rate. This IS animated nicely. Not the really bad and crappy 96% of NG submissions that have a ugly drawn guy with MS paint drawn limbs attached to an ugly, stump of a body that looks like you drew him with a mouse during a severe bout of epilispy, or blobby shapes using the oval tool connected to form some kind of man. And btw this DOES have a story. It's just a very simple one. If you're a reviewer that can't understand this simple "story" than what does that say for your OWN powers of observation? I mean.. geez.. ignorant morons that think they are great reviewers while still unable to write a complete sentance are really pissing me off. Alot. Becuase there are obviously so MANY of you 8 year olds out there. And on this very site. Which you all flock to, and give your armchair opinions on real talent that is ultimatly irrelevant.
Ok, now this part is for Dynakyris to read........
That was pretty good. You can probably tell by now that i feel like going through and reviewing a bunch of your stuff, cause i don't have much to do tonight. (and becuase i'm a fan.)
A nice, well done, stylish quickie that evokes a quick, mood, and gets a definate point across. You should be proud that you've been able to touch a never with some people and give them a quick movie that everyone can relate to. I mean.. i certainly do. Like, take for instance all of the 8 year old, mentally handicapped reviewers on NG. THEY are the white balls of the world. Maybe in the next movie you should add a pair of "blue balls" ..you know, so that the reviewers that trash your stuff and can't make their OWN stuff will have something to suck on that they are familliar with. ;) That way, they can relate to a work of yours as well. hehehe.
Anyway, sorry for using your very very decent flash as a fourm for my tirade. I'm just so sick of know-it-alls who know NOTHING trash someones TALENT.
Author's Response:
I love your long reviews. :O Right on with the ass-blastouts.
As I've said before I too am quite surprised that this little struck out such a loud chord. No sprites either, and it was done in all of 2 hours! Whatthefff!
Ey, man. Love the new Parodius bunny avatard! Gimme a holler on IMers sometime.
