Score: 1
"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIING!!!!!!!!!"
date: July 8, 2003
Well, this sucked bad! It's sooooooo booooooring. The level is so short, and the game is so easy, you can sneeze, thus beating it. I hated the music. Don't get me wrong, I am a Metalhead, but aside from the fact that I absolutely HATE Korn, the song repeats itself after two or three seconds! Over, and over and over. There is ZERO challenge in this game. There are only three enemies that shoot at you, and they are al so easy to beat. The soldires just stand there and wait for you to kill them, and there is only one solder who shoots at you. And he sucks! The other enemie that shoots at you is that stupid helicopter, and his bombs are soooooo slow! And why would Marco kill his best friend? The idea that Marco is bored is stupid because throughout the REAL MetalSlug game he kills an extreeme amount of people, so you'd think that he'd be filled up by then. Tarma poses no threat whatsoever, and there is absolutely no violence in this game. There is more violence in an episode of Barney than there is in this game. The graphics are horrendus! The bullets coming out of the gun just look like little blue bars. The sprites are the only good thing in this atrocious game! And in the real metalslug, your gun had more range of motion. I see no point of making a level two, because you'd just be making the same mistakes all over again. The reason I think people like this game so much is because it has the name MetalSlug slapped on it, and they were so afraid of disliking a port of an obviously excellent game, that they gave it a good score. If you love boring, repetitive games that have have no challenge at all, then by all means, play this game. But I'd rather pay 25 cents to play the real thing than playing this free wanna-be port of a game!