Reviews For: LOTRTehFellowship Prelude

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Score: 1
nippleman

"Bollox"

date: August 15, 2003

Normal I would moan about how this movie was such a waste of my time but I'm instead left confused. What's it's point? It aint funny and it's not like you spent time thinking of it, you just copied it from a movie. One word for it? I think bollox sums it up.

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Score: 0
ToastClock

"No!"

date: May 3, 2003

You're not even Monkey Clock! You're Munglai so STFU!

Author's Response:

Yes I am you fucking retard. Munglai is my nick name, it is a clock word for a monkey. Do me a favour and cut off your hands so I dont have to see any more of your retard shit cluttering up my reviews.

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Score: 0
Death-Dealer

"wtf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

date: January 12, 2003

man that totally suked

lotr is too good to spoof on
well at least it ve been alrite if it was a gd spoof
u suk
and what the hell is up with these fukin clocks y does evry 1 use clocks????

Author's Response:

Ok, im going to choose not to pay attention to someone who cant even spell suck.

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Score: 0
Alexander-Vincent

"This was a wonderful movie!!"

date: August 15, 2003

.... Well, it would be, if I was rendered blind and deaf.
Here we go again with the clocks fucking up all the good things in life. What are you going to fuck up next? Spiderman? The Hulk? People, come on, leave the real movies to the professionals. Don't make stupid spoofs on it if you can't be original. Dunno what you were thinking. "I'll make a clock spoof on one of the best films of the year, then, when people come to vote, all the clock humpers will vote good, and those that hate it won't. Thankfully there's enough morons who like this shit to keep the score above a three."
Know what your problem is? You have to make a good spoof on it WITHOUT clocks. Then you get higher scores from people who don't hate clocks AND you don't have to bitch and moan about the score they give you.
Thankfully I didn't even watch this piece of shit called a film. I know how the real story works, and the clocks just fuck up everything they touch.
I'd say "better luck next time." But I know you'll be making more top quality shit later.

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Score: 0
Vidda

"Spoiler..."

by: Vidda
date: August 15, 2003

Sorry for the score, but I couldn't give a good score, I decided to stop the movie because I didn't watched Lorg of the Ring. Sorry.

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Score: 0
HellsArmy

"Clock Crew sucks ass"

date: January 12, 2003

Please whoever created the clock crew please go outback and shoot your self

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Score: 0
Ximanyd

"I couldnt WATCh this!"

date: January 11, 2003

MAN oh MAN! I hate that girls voice at the beginning ! Man if your going to re CREATE THE DAMN THING do it right ! This Crap Is making my head spin and I dont like it! I couldnt finish the whole thing! Damn that girls voice at the beginning! Damn it to HELL!

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Score: 0
LeeMatthews

"crack head"

date: January 13, 2003

is the author on crack or something? that was the most fucked up parody i have ever seen. clocks and veggies? the only thing i saw right was sauron. can't you spell fucked up? fucking crack heads

Author's Response:

Do you know anything at all about NG? Theyre called clocks you tard, and just because you dont like something doesnt mean it deserves all zeros you fuckin hypocrit.

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Roadjam

"shit"

date: January 12, 2003

what the bloddy hell was that shit. i mean cmon if ur gonna copy sumin copy sumin worth while

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kilopy

"Clocks sucked anyway, but..."

by: kilopy
date: August 15, 2003

You had to go fuck up LOTR, the narrator at the beginning sounds really bad too. You clocks fuck up everything trying to be funny, but only make more enemies.

GOOD GOD THE NARRATORS VOICE SOUNDS LIKE A SEVENTEEN YEAR OLD BIMBO!

but she's probably younger(is it even a girl?).

Total crap.

Author's Response:

You are bad at swearing. Try practicing infront of the mirror.

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