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Score: 1

"BORING"

by: diprotodon

date: August 15, 2003

This is supposed to be a parody, right?

Score: 3

"Sorry"

by: Jurrie

date: August 15, 2003

Just not my style

Score: 10

"yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy"

by: kithain007

date: August 15, 2003

good movie. thanx do more please. yeah. i guess this is wher i misspell something because im too lazy to spell check. heh

Score: 1

"Bollox"

by: nippleman

date: August 15, 2003

Normal I would moan about how this movie was such a waste of my time but I'm instead left confused. What's it's point? It aint funny and it's not like you spent time thinking of it, you just copied it from a movie. One word for it? I think bollox sums it up.

Score: 10

"Pretty Good Movie"

by: Invernez

date: August 15, 2003

I liked this movie. I can say that because I ACTUALLY WATCHED IT!!!! Nothing is more annoying than no talent people giving movies a 0...especially when they didn't watch it!

Pros about the movie:
Good Parody using clocks
Sound was great...liked the gollum mumbling
Animation is good...better than I could've done

Cons:
babboon+Sauron+black Knight+clocks=confusion,...I think it should have been all clocks..but it didn't ruin movie

Narrator to put more meaning behind words...but didn't do a bad job.

I hope this review has been HELPFUL. That is the point of reviews, to give opinions that the creator can use or refuse.

A ton of people who post on NG rate soley on originality. Spoofs are in thier own way original...but don't BLAM a movie on the sole fact of originality. There was sounds and graphics too.

Score: 6

"ok now."

by: IceDragonX

date: August 15, 2003

Im going to be fair, Im not a clock hater. Personally I really don't understand much about the clocks. But that is ok. Im judging this basically on what I felt. I feel this wasn't a bad parody...(was it a parody?) but your artwork wasn't so great. Although it was better than people actually gave you credit for. There were some scenes where you did have pretty nice animation, and then there were others that you lacked on considerably.

Personally it would have been cool if sauron was also a form of clock..or whatever you you guys consider evil. It just seemed a bit strange to see clocks..and then a random baboon, black man, and sauron in all his evilness.

But any ways, not bad. I just didnt particular cared much for it.

Score: 10

"Oh Sniggity Snap!"

by: Nameless88

date: August 15, 2003

That was snazzy! Anyone who doesn't like this movie need to pull the 17 inch black vibrator out of their ass and shut the fuck up, so what if it has some clock in it? I hate most of the clock crew movies myself, but when someone actually devotes their time to make a quality movie with a plot, voice acting, and has hours upon hours put in on the art in it, then you shouldn't just say "Thiz wus gay clcok crew are fagz!" I mean, come on, so what if they want to use clocks as characters? Its a hell of alot easier then alot of other things you could use Clocks dont have any arms or mouths =)

Anywho, I loved the movie, kinda dissapointed about how it was only a preview, but oh well, the actual movie is gonna kick some major ass. You gotta make all of em at the same time and keep us waiting for three years for the last one though, lmao =P

Score: 9

"feel free to insult this when you can animate!"

by: willy-wizz

date: August 15, 2003

That was a good movie, and i hope Alexander_Vincent realises that the review section is where you review the movie you have just watched and not insult a sub-culture of NG, that fact that you admit that you didn't watch this movie in your review for the very same movie just leaves me wondering what credibility your claims of the clock crews talent is.

And to BlasterMaster in reply to your question of whethere or not anyone can animate any more I'd say from viewing your own movies that no it apears that the average person can not animate how ever this LOTRs parody was created by someone who obviously can animate.

Now that everyone seems to be a fan of the clockcrew it seems as if the 'retards' are once again the minority and un-popular through out NG, which should probably match their status in the real world i would assume from observing the number of BBS posts a day they write. They can blam all they want but they all know deep down that theyre not really 21 and they havnt really got a gf, theyre just lonly 13 year olds out cast by the world because basically they suck with a capital COCK.

Score: 8

"Alexander_vincent is a moron."

by: pokepets360

date: August 15, 2003

Don't be dissing other people's work when you do shit yourself!

Score: 10

"Thbbt."

by: veggieenchilada35

date: August 15, 2003

Alexander, you don't have to be a slumbitch because you hate clocks. This is one of our early movies. I say to all clockhaterz ( A.K.A. assholes like you, and Ki10 ): FUCK Y'ALL, WE'RE COMIN THROUGH!

Nice try, and do it right next time,
-Shotgunclock