Score: 10
"Oh. My God."
date: July 21, 2003
I've never seen the "Gohan-is-drunk" song put to such appropriate visuals.
Your aim was to terrify. Instead, you have made me want to cuddle hardcore. I'm seriously considering this as one of the happiest, most incredible movies of all time. Even the lady with the knives in her face seemed oddly cute when put up against a dancing "Hello Kitty" gif.
You have warped my perception of what's adorable and what is hideous. You should be proud; it took the American government nineteen years to get me to accept their socially-prescribed notions of such things. So in a strange sort of way, you have liberated me from the American meme of cuteness. And I have but one thing to say to you in regards to that:
You go, motherfucker. You go.