Score: 5
"Aww, man..."
date: April 6, 2008
There was so much potential, but it never happened. The enemies took hours to defeat, the final boss battle was bugged, and I was afraid of ledges because the jump button didn't even work half the time. It could have been such a great game, but it felt like a waste of time. Why doesn't he automatically switch to the next weapon when he runs out of ammo? Why can't I save? And why the hell doesn't the final boss battle work? C'mon! You can defeat every enemy by standing on a crate because the AI's too stupid. It could have been a great, funny game, but the gameplay flaws just ruined it.
And Newgrounds, don't flag my account for writing truthful reviews. I'm not some underage bitching high school kid with poor grammar. Yes, I understand critical reviews don't motivate Flash programmers much, but you have no fear of losing them.
April 6, 2008
Author's Response:
actually, this was helpful.
I prefer this over "omGZZ YouRE s0 AW3SUM!!11!11one!!!!1";