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Score: 9

"nice"

by: ba12348

date: January 1, 2008

i like side scrollers, i like women, this is good!

"the ultimate female for man" hehe, only one outfit that works there!

Score: 5

"the chick was cool"

by: cinderblock1775

date: January 1, 2008

all the different outfits were awesome but otherwise a crappy game

Score: 7

"ok game"

by: BlackBlazer

date: January 1, 2008

the game is ok but a bit repetitive but then it must be hard to make a game like this that isn't repetitive so good game

Score: 6

"Hmmmm.."

by: Halfbeasty

date: January 1, 2008

Quite a good game, but just a few minor mistakes in it. First of all, in every level with more than 1 boss-type enemy I couldn't move and shoot at the same time. And no, this is not a problem with my computer, because it happened at 3 different computers. Second of all, you should make it so that after you die, you start with full health, energy and ammo. In one level I died with 0 energy, tried it again, and died right away because I couldn't fly. Third, you shouldn't let too much enemies start shooting when you start a level. If you let 4 or more enemies start where you spawn, you lose more than half your health before even being able to move.
For the rest it was a good game.
Graphics 9/10
Gameplay 6/10
Replay value 2/10
Addictiveness 4/10
Final score 6/10
Vote 3/5

Score: 8

"I say that...."

by: GoneTheAnti-Hero

date: January 1, 2008

...the controls kinda sucked. Hella awkward. The game looked pretty though, keep up the good work

Score: 5

"*yawn*"

by: Draztical

date: January 1, 2008

I don't even know why I kept playing of this game for 15mins. I'd rather throw myself down a cliff than play any more of this...
Nah, just kiddin', it isn't THAT bad. But still bad nonetheless.
Graphics & controls were good and i felt so happy when i heard Big Blue play in the backround. But WHY did it have to loop the ENTIRE game?
Another thing.. what's the point of puttin in "bosses", when the only chance of beating them is, wether or not the enemies drops health & ammo boxes. Seriously... Their attacks are as good as impossible to avoid (except for missiles). And when I make it to the "bossfight" I run out of ammo before I'm even close to killin' the thing.
Finaly, wtf is up with the story? Why would the perfect female have a lasergun arm? (I know Bush is into military stuff, but this made me confused) And why of all the people would Bush found this project? I'm absolutely no fan of him but, wtf? trying to get random points, or did you just want to have him killed somehow? Although I sort of feel that way too, it's a sad to mess up an otherwise decent game with such a poor storyline.

I apologize if I've offended you by this, but these are the thoughts that I were experiencing whilst playing the game and writing the review.

I'll give some constructive critic if you're ever going to make moreflashgames, wether you want it, it's up to you.
-Try to put in a way to shield youself or sumtin' like that. Perhaps make it drain your blue bar?
-As stated above, use more songs! There's plenty more to be found here.
-Enable the player to switch weapons. 1,2,3... or perhaps scrolling buttons.
-Get a less random story. (unless the point is to be random ofc).

Score: 8

"good"

by: cleanbrain

date: January 1, 2008

not bad, got a bit repetative but it still remained fun

Score: 8

"Big guns^^"

by: shrike3

date: January 1, 2008

The game is pretty cool and the controls are very good. The idea is a bit wierd but thats cool The best bit is the Guns ^^

Score: 8

"Quite cool"

by: EFrancis

date: January 1, 2008

It's fast paced, intriguing, inventive, slightly unoriginal. But best of all it has big guns. ^_^

Score: 3

"dude come on"

by: imfuckingstoned

date: January 1, 2008

dude that '' hot cyborg chick '' ( at lest thats what it says in the game ) ain't all that hot to begin with, and i absolutely hate the game the laser arm thing, chicks made to seduce men aren't supose to have a freaking laser gun for an arm