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Score: 0

"enfair and unbelievable"

by: IKanzAnimate

date: July 14, 2009

you dont deserve to even be on this site with you videos
its 1 animated GIF of mario, a bad song, and a damned dot
how you manage to make it onto the site, when my videos that actually took time to make, get revies on, "needs a story" or "no background storyline..." really.....
next video i make, ill be sure to say if, "if you think this is bad look at this:" and link your homepage buddy

Score: 8

"The odds: 1069.305068:1"

by: witmoreluke

date: November 14, 2008

If you take the # of people who have seen it: 1,319, divide out the likelihood of voting: 1319/361=3.653739612
So: 1 in every 3.65 people voted. Think about the Quality of the flash: twice as many people SHOULD have voted 0. (Why do they have to make things so COMPLICATED?) to keep things simple, we will use either a 0 or a 5 on our vote scales.
So:3.653739612 * 3=10.96121884. Those are the vote possibilities.
2* as many people should have voted 0. That would mean 7.307479227 people voted 0.
3.653745613 people should have voted 5 out of 5 voted, and I suspect you need at least a 1 to keep the submission on the site. The current is 2.27 out of 5.
Now we have our numbers.
There are long strings of numbers that I really don't feel like typing at 10:56 at night, though I did this problem for you and thought that It was correct.

The odds are 1069.0305068:1

Score: 0

"how did this even get through judgement?"

by: lamapaj

date: November 4, 2008

it was even worse then a pheared.
This was obviously not meant to be good, and no effort what so ever was put into it... you fail!

Score: 0

"I shouldn't even write a review."

by: AnalPenguinFarming

date: July 12, 2008

Normally I would have some kind of advice to give you to make this a better flash, but there's honestly nothing. There was no effort put into this flash at all. Let me lay this out for you more clearly though, since you DID in face request reviews, so here is my format.

Graphics/Animation: 0
If there was a negative score available in this category, you would have it. Anyone with flash can do what you did here. There's a million different things that you could have done to improve this flash to make it better. Even if you had Mario running through the first level of Mario Bros. with Luigi trailing behind him you would have gotten a better score here. There's so much you could have done to improve this flash. But you didn't.

Audio: 0.5
A redeeming quality of your flash because there actually WAS audio, which I'm actually somewhat impressed by that you included at all. It wasn't good quality, but it was still audio, which is why I gave you the bare minimum as a score.

Originality: 0
This wasn't original at all, just a waste of my time.

Humor: 0
It wasn't funny.

Story: 0
No story.

Overall: 0/10
It isn't very often that I EVER give out 0/10s. Trust me there is some spam that has made it through that I've given at least a score of 3 or 4 to because there was more than a white screen with a couple of characters running by on it. This was awful, please don't make the RRC review things like this anymore unless you've put a lot more effort into your flash.

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Score: 1

"A waste of our time"

by: Bezman

date: July 11, 2008

The music is kinda funky and the new instruments work well.

Why no music credit?

For that matter, why no plot, variation, change in graphics, humour or anything else of redeeming value?

Given your 'update', it seems you yourself know this isn't that good. I didn't enjoy this either.

I did kinda like the dot's mouth though.

Score: 2

"Effort would be nice.."

by: X-TERRORIST-X

date: July 11, 2008

Honestly, how much time did you put into this? Given, I have seen worse because this still has some animation in it. But this falls into the category of "spam". The music was the only thing that keeps me from giving this submission a zero.

Please, if you are going to ask a club to review your work. Make sure you put some time into making there time worth something.

The amount of effort you put into this is present in your updated remark "Holy crap this passed" This just shows that you are aware you put no effort into this, and that you expected it to have a score under two.

For you next flash, try giving us something to watch in addition to the music. And three frames doesn't really count as an "animation".

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-X-

Score: 2

"No effort"

by: nickisnew

date: July 11, 2008

I didn't enjoy much of this because nothing was happening, If I were you I would have made all the sprites dance or fight or something of that nature. Other then the music nothing actually had any entertainment value. So I'll give you 2 for music.

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Score: 0

"Spam Much"

by: Little-Rena

date: July 11, 2008

There is music here and one gif that moves, the others are just still, the images are poor quality and there is pretty much no effort put into this flash. I mean, you could atleast do something, I don't mind watching spam if it is atleast funny, but this has no entertainment value, the music quality isn't even that great, it's just really bad.

Granted you have animation and such but really, there's nothing worth watching in this flash, it doesn't take long to load, so it's not a huge waste of my time. Though it probably took longer to make than it did for me to load this, lmao. Actually put some effort into well, something.

0/5

<3

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Score: 1

"Completely pointless."

by: YoungAndWise

date: July 10, 2008

There's absolutely nothing to see in this flash. It's just three sprites and a small face. The only thing worth witnessing for a while is the music, in which case it should have been submitted to the Audio Portal. I have reasons to believe it isn't yours, though.

If you wanted to make a flash around that song, you should have animated something that we can enjoy while listening to it: not three still images and a moving sprite. Use your creativity next time and make an ANIMATION, since that's what the Flash Portal is all about.

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Score: 3

"I don't get it."

by: TheBellmaker

date: July 9, 2008

Only good thing about his flash was the music

Suggestions: I wonder how much time you spent on this. Maybe 3 minutes at most? I recommend that if you are going to submit something to the FP spend at least 45 minutes on it. And try to be a bit more imaginiative. 3 sprites and a dot with a face just doesn't cut it. How in the world did this pass judgement?

P.S. Oh noes theres a dot of excellence 2 :'(

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