Score: 9
"Catcher in the Rye"
date: November 27, 2009
The trendiest book ever. I read it before it was trendy, so I win ;)
And why is Starbucks so goddamn trendy??? It's a cup of mediocre coffee for an outrageous price!!! I can go to Einstein Bros and get much better coffee for a third of the price! And yet everyone goes there, chain drinking their designer coffee drinks. Caffein is getting to be a more expensive hook than nicotine! And now starbucks is attempting to monopolize 8o. They already own Seatle's Best, how long until they infiltrate my beloved Einstein? How long till they defile Coffee 101? How long till I can't even go to a 7-11 without sucking down Starbucks coffee???