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Score: 10

"This..is...awesome XD"

by: TheOnurb

date: September 20, 2008

2 years ago, in a campsite in Antarctica, a/an stupid camper named Joe had the adventure of his life. It all began in one gay morning when Joe was hunting doggys. He heard a retarded roar louder than any doggy he had ever heard. He went to check out what had made than sound, but he found nothing. Later that night, he heard the same retarded roar, but this time he knew it was close by. He wondered off in the night and saw a/an silly creature with macaroni fur. Joe knew this had to be the silly Bigfoot. Joe had to be careful, so he hid behind a nearby spatula. He started to think of tostitos, and his stomach started growling. Immediately, the beast turned around and pooped at Joe. Holy fuck bigfoot, yelled Joe, as the macaroni beast reached him. Joe was never seen again, but legend says that you can still hear the screams of Joe around that campsite in Antarctica.

Score: 10

"I was in tears"

by: CaptainCookie

date: August 14, 2008

Once upon a time, there was a Sexy kingdom called undefined. Everything was peaceful in undefined until one day a Shitty creature called Dick Cock attacked. Dick Cock had the Boob of a/an Muffle and the Ball of a/an Tonberry. He destroyed the whole kingdom and took the princess hostage. It was up to one Shitty knight to save undefined, and that knight's name was Lord Fuake. As soon as Lord Fuake heard that the kingdom was being attacked, he got his lucky ZOMGBLU armor and started riding his Cake Thief to Dick Cock's lair. He took his Shitty laser and Fucked the beast's Vagina. The beast screamed CUNT!!! And then Cocked at Lord Fuake almost killing him. Lord Fuake used his last bit of energy to Sexed Dick Cock away. Thanks to Lord Fuake, the kingdom of undefined was saved and Lord Fuake and the princess lived happily ever after.

Score: 10

"haha"

by: eatmoreflesh

date: August 14, 2008

Once upon a time, there was a big kingdom called applebees. Everything was peaceful in applebees until one day a special creature called dildor attacked. dildor had the booby of a/an kiwi and the penis of a/an duck. He destroyed the whole kingdom and took the princess hostage. It was up to one dumb knight to save applebees, and that knight's name was patrick. As soon as patrick heard that the kingdom was being attacked, he got his lucky orange armor and started riding his monkey to dildor's lair. He took his high penis and fucked the beast's anus. The beast screamed fuck!!! And then raped at patrick almost killing him. patrick used his last bit of energy to cum dildor away. Thanks to patrick, the kingdom of applebees was saved and patrick and the princess lived happily ever after.

Score: 10

"spaceman parappa"

by: yugiohkilla

date: August 7, 2008

lazer microphones?

Score: 10

"Its awesome look at mine!"

by: 120pkid

date: August 5, 2008

Once upon a time, there was a Humpish kingdom called Humperland. Everything was peaceful in Humperland until one day a Weird creature called MeowMix! attacked. MeowMix! had the Butt of a/an Leabra and the Nipple of a/an Liger. He destroyed the whole kingdom and took the princess hostage. It was up to one Retarded knight to save Humperland, and that knight's name was Humper. As soon as Humper heard that the kingdom was being attacked, he got his lucky Pink armor and started riding his Gorilla to MeowMix!'s lair. He took his Migetish Bannana and Humped the beast's Head. The beast screamed OMG A CAT!!!! And then Sucked at Humper almost killing him. Humper used his last bit of energy to Hump MeowMix! away. Thanks to Humper, the kingdom of Humperland was saved and Humper and the princess lived happily ever after.

Score: 9

"good game .here is my story:"

by: ipodawesum

date: August 3, 2008

Once upon a time, there was a gay kingdom called vagville. Everything was peaceful in vagville until one day a dull creature called NoPenisTim attacked. NoPenisTim had the cock of a/an duck and the arm of a/an zebra. He destroyed the whole kingdom and took the princess hostage. It was up to one round knight to save vagville, and that knight's name was cockuhlius. As soon as cockuhlius heard that the kingdom was being attacked, he got his lucky pink armor and started riding his yoshi to NoPenisTim's lair. He took his nooby gun and rolled the beast's hand. The beast screamed Fuck!!! And then jumped at cockuhlius almost killing him. cockuhlius used his last bit of energy to hump NoPenisTim away. Thanks to cockuhlius, the kingdom of vagville was saved and cockuhlius and the princess lived happily ever after.

Score: 10

"funny story"

by: Jake97803

date: July 8, 2008

Once upon a time, there was a sexy ass kingdom called Shit-Shire. Everything was peaceful in Shit-Shire until one day a fuking gay creature called Bonerius attacked. Bonerius had the penis of a/an elephant and the boob of a/an porn star. He destroyed the whole kingdom and took the princess hostage. It was up to one ass cracky knight to save Shit-Shire, and that knight's name was Sir Fukius. As soon as Sir Fukius heard that the kingdom was being attacked, he got his lucky poop color armor and started riding his cock suck to Bonerius's lair. He took his nooby umbrella and fucked the beast's cock. The beast screamed motha fuka!!! And then banged at Sir Fukius almost killing him. Sir Fukius used his last bit of energy to shank Bonerius away. Thanks to Sir Fukius, the kingdom of Shit-Shire was saved and Sir Fukius and the princess lived happily ever after.

Score: 10

"This is the funniest shit ever!"

by: Homero4real

date: April 19, 2008

u years ago, in a campsite in My penus, a/an Bitchy camper named RicoSuave had the adventure of his life. It all began in one skanky morning when RicoSuave was hunting ur ass. He heard a poop roar louder than any ur as he had ever heard. He went to check out what had made than sound, but he found nothing. Later that night, he heard the same poop roar, but this time he knew it was close by. He wondered off in the night and saw a/an sexy creature with 69 fur. RicoSuave knew this had to be the sexy Bigfoot. RicoSuave had to be careful, so he hid behind a nearby ur cock. He started to think of anal sex, and his stomach started growling. Immediately, the beast turned around and had sex at RicoSuave. Holy shit ur mom, yelled RicoSuave, as the 69 beast reached him. RicoSuave was never seen again, but legend says that you can still hear the screams of RicoSuave around that campsite in My penus.

Score: 10

"Mine makes no sense"

by: Chdonga

date: March 29, 2008

Once upon a time, there was a Stinky kingdom called Scat Land. Everything was peaceful in Scat Land until one day a Fat creature called Scorpia attacked. Scorpia had the Fist of a/an Chdonga and the Tail of a/an Glunkytent. He destroyed the whole kingdom and took the princess hostage. It was up to one Hungry knight to save Scat Land, and that knight's name was Chdonga. As soon as Chdonga heard that the kingdom was being attacked, he got his lucky Red armor and started riding his Kryll to Scorpia's lair. He took his Ign'nt Flamberd and Owned the beast's Toe. The beast screamed HAXOR!!! And then Shlarbed at Chdonga almost killing him. Chdonga used his last bit of energy to Pwn Scorpia away. Thanks to Chdonga, the kingdom of Scat Land was saved and Chdonga and the princess lived happily ever after.

Score: 10

"camp me!"

by: ultrakole

date: March 7, 2008

Once upon a time, there was a ran kingdom called camp me. Everything was peaceful in camp me until one day a shoot creature called ganon attacked. ganon had the leg of a/an puppy and the arm of a/an kitty. He destroyed the whole kingdom and took the princess hostage. It was up to one tripped knight to save camp me, and that knight's name was link. As soon as link heard that the kingdom was being attacked, he got his lucky red armor and started riding his zombie to ganon's lair. He took his feel sword and died the beast's head. The beast screamed nerd!!! And then losed at link almost killing him. link used his last bit of energy to shot ganon away. Thanks to link, the kingdom of camp me was saved and link and the princess lived happily ever after.