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Reviews For: Turtle Park Massacre

(137 Reviews • Avg: 6.20/10)

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Score: 5
platimberg

"I like violence but..."

date: October 5, 2007

I like violence such as Madness Combat and all, but there is a point where violence is way over the limit, such as TOO MUCH details when killing (e.g Happy Tree Friends) I guess such violence isn't for me, but excellent graphics and err... details, but the storyline has to be improved.

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Score: 4
Howtopian

"S'pose..."

date: October 5, 2007

To be honest, when I wacthed this, I expected hilarious violence. I mean, killing everyone because someone ate your lunch is not gold, but silverish. I also expected Jimmy Vegas to be running riot stomping on and eating turtles in a beer-fueled rampage. Instead I got two slow, badly excused murders of an old turtle and a young one, delivered by the son/father respectively. He forgot the potato salad... woop-de-fucking-doo. Next time, stick to your title, instead of having a badly-named turtle kill his family.

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Score: 5
TheMightyRedRobot

"Umm..."

date: October 5, 2007

That was... horrific. Silly music and happy, decently drawn turtles don't do much to hide the fact that you just watched slow, brutal, mindless violence. I've felt less offended from playing Manhunt, I don't know how that works, but... yeah. The animation was good, but the whole thing leaves a bad taste in my mouth. :/

October 13, 2007

Author's Response:

The music was to give the mob feel, it's a different violence to manhunt.

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Score: 6
Kikoshou

"That was some @!$# up stuff."

date: October 5, 2007

Sorry, I know I'm a little bit biased against the whole "ultra violence" area of entertainment, bu that's what review's are. The combination of the cheery music and the horrific murders, and all for so little kinda made my stomach turn. There was nothing to make me enjoy this, and there wasn't even a good atmosphere for it what with the music and the stupidly happy kid.

I don't know, I just didn't get. On the plus side, the animation was good and the characters looked well drawn, I just think that it needed a different tweak in the story/atmosphere to make it good.

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Score: 10
Gawdz

"Greatness + Blood = Godly"

by: Gawdz
date: October 5, 2007

That was the funniest thing ever, I love how he kills the kid for eating his hotdog :) and he just stood there after an explosion happened, the kid was a dumbfuck and deserved to die. The dad however was funny for some other reason, I dunno, it was just great seeing this dumb founded look on his face while he was getting beat to death :)

You should try diffrent kinds of flashes, because many people don't understand the quality of violence and mindless death.

(They probally own Nintendos)

You get a 10/10 for making a GREAT flash

October 13, 2007

Author's Response:

This guy gets it :)

Thanks mate

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Score: 6
WolfSTARS

"mmmm..... what to say..."

date: October 5, 2007

Well... I think I'm VERY generous giving you 6/10... why?, well... where do I start...

The Animation - well, the animation was a mixed bag, the characters, giving them the right direction, can be really charming and memorable, but here, well, they're a bit off. The Frame rate, well, I think you'll better increase even more the frame rate, it seems like the whole animation was in a bullet time slow mo.

The sound - the sounds were pretty nice, the sound from the gas can was from Half-Life 1 :P

Entertainment - the most important thing... and here is where it fails the most.
Heck, it's like seeing a SAW movie, you just want to stop looking, but at the same time, you want to know what happens next. I'm a big fan of the absurd gore (I'm not a demented psycho XD), but this will turn most people off, it's just so violent, and there's no real reason for the massacre, heck, it's not even a massacre, it's two unjustified and unfair murders in one lash in less than 5 minutes.

You have great potential, and I'm looking forward to see more from you, and what I mean more, I mean, more fun, even if it's going to be another massacre, at least, make it fun.

And, for the viewers, I won't reccomend to anyone.

October 13, 2007

Author's Response:

Thanks for the review mate

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Score: 3
Venn2021

"Not my thing"

date: October 4, 2007

I'm not really into the ultra violence, blood and gore thing, but I watched it all the way through anyway. It's very random, doesn't make much sense (maybe you intended that, I don't know). Also the animation is very slow, as you might be aware. The art, however, is actually very good. I really like the character designs.

Oh.. and I for sure wouldn't waste a Zippo like that ;)

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Score: 8
tjbdude

"cool"

date: October 4, 2007

well it wasnt really a massacre only a couple kills but the animation was good and there was plenty of blood and gore. good flash.

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Score: 0
ZombieswithJetpacks

"nah"

date: October 4, 2007

I'm not into this kinda stuff, unless its madness

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Score: 9
SolidShrimp

"LMAO"

date: October 4, 2007

Don't know why, but it was sooo funny. Reminds of those retarded "franklin the turtle books"

October 13, 2007

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lol awesome

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