August 16, 2007
Author's Response:
Please see your doctor immediately. This is not a joke. If you suspect that you're epileptic or have experienced symptoms such as but not limited to headaches, backwards-ticking clock, penile numbness or the urge to jam your sister's butt, please seek professional help and turn off the computer or media device immediately. If you don't comply you'll die in ten seconds. This is not a joke.
Actually, that was a joke.