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Well what can I say about this submission, you gave us a one frame submission that really did not seem all that great. Maybe there is something after all that crap, but I did not bother waiting around for it. There appears to be a lack of any real story in this submission and that's really where this submission is hurt the most. I found it unentertaining and boring. Not good.

March 7, 2008

Author's Response:

You obviously watched the wrong flash. This epic masterpiece is a tale of religious strife, the struggle to believe, and the horrors wrought upon Jesus Christ at the time of his execution. Miracles! Romance! Tragedy!

And, at the end, Strawberry Clock realized that he had his faith all along...in the form of several fives hidden in his rectum.

Next time, good sir, please be sure that the review you're writing is for the correct flash.

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Score: 10

"Happy Clock Day"

by: Major-punk

date: August 15, 2007

Jesus and Strawberryclock, two great legendary Gods. It's beyond words to see them together in deep conversation on a day more important then christmas...

Very simplistic, the drawings portrayed emotion to perfection. It's good to see you had time to submit this during such a hectic time. I must return to the portal. 5/5.

August 15, 2007

Author's Response:

I have another flash I'll submit later. All I'll say is that it involves a young man masturbating while the Star Wars track "Battle of the Heroes" plays in the background. XD