Score: 2
"weapons are made from plants"
date: July 21, 2009
Other than the sheer stupidity(sorry) of the story(if there is one), this game is pretty awful, for the most part. It's incredible how un-impressed I was, playing this game. Of course, it's easy to get bored when you have no idea what the hell is going on. All that I know is that Binky, a blue koala named after a babies toy, uses a gun(made of leaves), to destroy robots and cyborg dogs.... What the fuck? Did I just jump dimensions here? I mean, why does cybornetic dogs want to kill a blue koala in the middle of nowhere? Well, the story is not helpful, and the level design, and gameplay don't seem to be on your side either. Setting is an unconvincing jungle, that doesn't even have a backround... just a crappy gradient green effect, and the platforms are just building blocks toppled over each other. The music is the same loop of bland, unadventuress(I know that's not a word.) sounds that just fill in space, and the controls are tedious, as you literally generate momentum, which slides you off the platforms. Overall, this game is pretty bad. It's barely playable... It's got hardly anything to offer, and it just bores the hell out of you in the first ten seconds... the up side? Well... did I mention it's barely playable?
2/10
