Score: 6
"A Brutal Twist On Traditional Jump-Roping!"
date: February 15, 2004
Barb Jump is one of the Most Violent, and Dark-Humored games I have EVER Played...and that's Really Saying Something!
At the beginning, you choose your "Victim". There are only 2 choices, though--An Average-Looking 10 year-old boy and a Very Tall, Skinny Indian in a Lion Cloth. Once you've made your choice, it's All up to ONE Button...The Spacebar! Once you Hit the Spacebar, the game begins and the Barbed-Wire begins to Swing!
Your Fate is in the hands of a Sadistic, 6 year-old blond girl who happens to find it Funny when you Lose a Limb and have to Hop-Around on Bloody Stumps! The sound's not bad. You hear your "Victim" grunt with every jump, as well as when he gets Caught by the Wire and Loses one of his limbs. Naturally, the Barbed-Wire will swing Faster-and-Faster the longer you Survive Unmaimed...
And when you Really "Get Your Groove" and get Higher-and-Higher Numbers, that Little Girl will begin to La-La-La-La Sing in a Creepy Tone. Once you lose Both of your Legs, you get to hear the Sloshing-Sound of your Own Blood with Each Jump! And by the way, you Only have 3 Chances before you Die!
You'll lose your Left Leg, then your Right. After that, you lose your Left Arm...Then, you Lose Your Head! Have Fun! Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha!