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Score: 3

"Oh dear..."

by: Daedo-The-Mofo

date: July 15, 2009

Firstly, this game is incredibly slow. Like, crawling along a snail's pace slow. It's all well and good making a game and admitting the speed is slow but at least the distance is short too so everything's hunky dory when clearly it is not.

The style of the game is somewhat interesting, the way it is being presented is somewhat unique, however this must have had a big part in the factor of why the game runs so unbelievably slow. The two game types available in this game are also unbelievably shallow and boring. In one, you must try and knock over your opponents snowman before they can do the same to yours. In the other, you must reach the finish line before your opponent.

Essentially, both game types are exactly the same, both have you trying to reach a goal before your opponent, however in the race mode it is the same goal, whilst Snowman is just a target for each character at opposite ends of the arena.

The first thing needed to sort this game out is to speed it up. A lot. Like, really a lot. The spped is the main thing that lets this entry down. I would probably have accepted a boring game, which this really is, if it ran at somewhat a decent speed.

Score: 6

"Okay"

by: IamWeird33

date: January 18, 2009

Kind of annoying how it moves so slow.
And not much variety.
But likeable graphics.

Score: 3

"yikes guys!"

by: RaptorRush

date: January 6, 2009

pretty suckish, really slow, and it's impossible to win, really weird because even if i was jesus i still lost against santa and even if i was santa i'd lose to jesus in everything! i give it a 3 for graphics.

Score: 3

"Bugged"

by: Vicktius

date: February 6, 2008

You cant hit the enemy snowman i tryed and it just goes trough the snowman without hitting it

Score: 6

"Good work."

by: SherioushLishp

date: January 10, 2007

I liked it. The only problem I can see with this game, is that its a little too slow paced. If you could speed things up, that would make this game at least an 8 out of 10. Nice job! ^^

-SherioushLishp

Score: 7

"Jesus won every time."

by: flaws

date: December 31, 2006

He like won even when i was playin so da moral of this story is that jusus pwns!

Score: 3

"Iritating sluggishness!"

by: Demonhunter01

date: December 30, 2006

Yer this is a really good concept and has great game theoligy......However the pace of the game is very irritating (slow) and brings its overall gameing experiance down....Its like trying to play Counter Strike Source on a Windows 95 computer....Work at it! Tweek it! Then test it! It'll sure be a winner then!

Score: 6

"... Good lord."

by: Rallard

date: December 30, 2006

In the opening text you proclaim that "if there is a long race track and fast vehicles or if there is a short track and slow vehicles is no big diference, is it?". Sure, that's reasonable. But seriously, what person over five enjoys watching snails race? Also, would anyone go to the Grand Prix to watch the cars go 10-15 mph? No. Most people enjoy races that are at least somewhat fastpaced, otherwise it's boring.

That being said, this game, as so many have said before, was bad. It was pretty obvious that you took a while making it, then totally rushed at the end so you could place it in a contest.

It was by no means fun. The graphics as well as the first person mode was cool, sure, but everything else was awful.

Basically, my only suggestion is to finish this the RIGHT way, instead of just rushing to get it completed. I look forward to the updated version... hopefully it'll make this one look like a joke.

Score: 5

"zzzzzzzzz..."

by: GalonTheNinja

date: December 30, 2006

zzZZzzzzzzzzZzzz...HUH?! oh my snowman died...zzzzzzzzzzzzz. Watching paint dry is faster.

Score: 3

"ewwwwww"

by: pimpmuffins

date: December 30, 2006

way too slow
i fell asleep while playing for 5 seconds