Reviews For: 007 Catastrophe Royale

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Score: 10
MyLastBullet

"EXACTLY"

date: August 15, 2009

My brother and a few friends of mine had this kind of conversation once! Daniel Crap Bond gets his manhood cracked by a rope ball. That was a disgrace to the previous Bonds, as the other BETTER BONDS would never allow it....they pwn or outsmart(Goldfinger) the torturer b4 he gets a chance.

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Score: 8
MidnitENinjA

"Good job"

date: April 15, 2009

I personally agree with you completely. I liked the old movies way more then the new ones. I liked the Sean Connery and Pierce Brosnan takes on the character. The modern movies are just senseless action with next to no plot (A Texas Hold Em tournament? An environmentalist villain?) and to say that it is "A reboot" is a straight up lie. If it was a "Reboot" then they wouldn't have set it in modern day and have the same M. If they were doing a true "Reboot" then they would have recast everyone. They are just trying to cash in on an existing character just like lazy movie directors do with Video Game Characters.

April 16, 2009

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exactly.

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Score: 10
Redgrant64

"Ah nostalgia!"

date: March 11, 2009

This reminds me of the time were the sheer and other piss was scared out of us we we found out about Casino Royale. We didn't know how it was gonna end up, and to our surpise it turned out to be pretty damn good.

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Score: 2
Wufygirl

"Meh."

date: November 21, 2008

See, this is why I have a lot of amusement over people's criticism of this movie. It's a reboot to the series and this is how Bond starts out before he develops his witty anecdotes or his womanizing complex. Seriously, instant sex in Casino Royale? I saw none of that until the end of the movie of his being with Vesper. The original movies are a lot worse when it comes to puns and whatnot. But it made me laugh, so I have to give two stars for that much at least. ;)

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Score: 7
Thucydides2004

"My Thoughts"

date: September 4, 2008

I sort of enjoyed the movie, though I personally think that Daniel Craig is a better Bond than Pierce Brosnan. Sean Connery was the funniest, but like all series, notably Batman, 007 has gotten darker over the years. I don't know if that is good or not, as Casino Royale was compelling in many ways but didn't have the escapist appeal of Dr. No or some of the Bond classics.

September 14, 2008

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i agree

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Score: 10
monkeywithtissues

"Very Very Very Funny"

date: July 17, 2008

I think that it need to longer but funny and Piers Brosnon will allwas be the best old bond but the best young bond is good old dannyboy 10/10 and a 5/5 keep up the good work

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Score: 4
BlackDragon-555

"I agree with your standpoint"

date: July 4, 2008

but you have to follow the series of the movies... 007 - James Bond
is a CODE NAME in the movies "world" when the old agent dies, retires, ect. someone else takes the reigns and becomes "007 - James Bond"

thus This James Bond is just a Crappy 007 Agent... and The Boss lady shows her disgust with his action and antics early on in the movie saying things like "I knew i promoted you to 00 agent too soon."

So the movies while lacking class are following the timeline of the AGENCY... not one peticular man.

and Piers Brosnon will always be the best 007. With Sean Connery in a Close second.

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Score: 10
Ambasador

"I Agree"

date: June 10, 2008

I miss the older bonds. if only sean connery where immortal. alot of directors have become sell outs and dont care about the story or plot. i think if people where smarter they would realize how badly cheated they are of their money for such crappy movies.

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Score: 10
Minty-Hippo

"Meh"

date: May 7, 2008

Hard for me to understand... I read the books... Only Watched From russia with love... but still pretty damn funny... hit todays movies on the head.

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Score: 7
NikG

"lol"

by: NikG
date: April 27, 2008

too bad sean died tho

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