Score: 7
"A Classic!"
date: January 11, 2009
To start with, the art was exactly what I was expecting: a sprite movie based on the second Zelda game. Though there wasn't large amounts of animation, it wasn't necessary, this flash simply had what was needed to deliver it's message. No flashy stuff here.
Well, since there was no voice acting, the lack of music throughout the flash made things very quiet. I think adding some 8 bit music from the game would have made things seem a bit more lively. The shortness of the flash and the fact that you're busy reading the captions tend to take your mind of the lack of music though, so it's not too big a deal.
There wasn't much of a story to be found here. Link's a player, he has an unsatisfied woman at home, aaaaannd did I mention Link's a player? This flash was built solely for humor, therefor the plot is minimal and unimportant.
Okay, let me say that this movie made me laugh. Quite a bit at that. This was accomplished with minimal sound and animation, and the only thing close to being graphically dirty was Link's big, pixilated dick. I'm still laughing at the fact Link and his bitch, "got busy", so to speak with the kid sitting right there on the floor the whole time. XD
This is a true Newgrounds Zelda classic, for sure. A simplistic, short that's good for a genuine laugh. :)
