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no, its bi.

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:D so does the music in Runescape when you sit on the front menu for a while

thats right. remember that :)

i'm glad you enjoyed this :)

I'm glad you enjoyed it :)

hahahha. I love angry fanboys. they're so easy to piss off.

Whats also funny is that your major points are completely invalid.

1: "Listen, you just suck at Runescape"
It takes a complete idiot to suck at runescape, yet it takes a certain amount of maturity (which you haven't seemed to reach yet) to realize the game is complete shit and a waste of time.

2: "Honestly it was a hell of a lot more fun than this POS."
The difference is, this is meant to be humorous to former/current players, and takes a fraction of the time to finish than Runescape itself (which everyone, arguably, will finish someday.)

3: "Also, I'd like to see you make an in-browser, 3D MMORPG, a-hole."
Really? How many times has that been done? That would be such an unoriginal idea I would have to give myself a frontal lobotomy to continue. Just because it follows those characteristics doesn't make it a "good" game. In-fact, the entire MMORPG genre, both browser-based and installed completely consists of utter time-killing shit.

4: "I'm gonna take a guess that you got banned from RS at least once and decided to complain about it."
I've never had a main account of mine banned, and there is actually no "complaining" going on in this Flash video/game at all.

5: "'Everyone gets banned' you said. Not everyone, just the douches mostly. Which is probobly why it included you."
A: I had a combat level 78 account that I used for 20 months that I eventually sold to a friend for $50. Not one blackmark graced upon that character I'm afraid to say.
B: Everyone does get banned, though, yet that depends on how you define banning. Yes, there is the actual term in regards to Jagex pulling the plug on a character, but then there is the mental ban. The good ban. The ban that says "Hey, I've wasted enough time on this stupid game, I better stop before it consumes my life." I've banned myself in this sense. I will never return to Runescape (much in the same way you will never watch this Flash again).

6: "Learn how to make pictures of people without displaced teeth, and go screw yourself"

Make a Flash and send me the URL. I made the face intentionally disfigured for a sense of comical relief. You know very well that the toothy nerd very closely resembles yourself.

I would screw myself yet I'm currently in the process of fornicating with thou mother.

HURR HURR

there are so many grammatical errors in your statement that I can't come up with anything witty to say.

If you didn't understand the purpose of this Flash, its meant to be a simple attack on the lack of runescape's qualities.

I review every comment. i check like every other day to see if anyone's responded to any of my flashes :D

In the past, I could make 1 mill in roughly 3 1/2 hours by picking flax. That was how I used to make most of my extra spending money back when i played... i think it was 3 or 4 years ago...

The grand exchange really screwed a lot of people up though. Luckily I quit well before Jagex started immense nerfing. (no wildy, grand exchange, trade limits)

But enough about runescape, lets go to this real stuff I made 3 years ago. I wouldn't want to start a larger MMORPG of my own considering 1: I hate the genre in general and 2: This Flash summarizes the activities most, if not all MMORPGs eventually lead you to. (which should hopefully be sufficient in preventing a curious prospector from landing on tutorial island)

I'm glad you liked this though, and I'm glad you are in no way shape or form addicted to the atrocious game by Jagex.

I'm glad to hear my simulator has more potential than the real thing :D