Score: 9
"Veni Vidi Pipi"
date: August 11, 2006
That means "I came, I saw and pissed my pants laughing". Don't worry, not literally, but it was damn near. My analysis:
Graphics 10: Although I very much enjoyed Ultimate Showdown and still do, it's graphics look like scribbles compared to this. I never thought anyone could draw Godzilla humping a scryscraper and make it look that smooth.
Style 10: You thought of the hardest way possible to twist Ultimate Showdown and you might just have founds it. Congrats. Big Kudos. And to people who ask how you got the idea: There was not a single woman in the whole Ultimate Showdown! How could you not?
Sound 9: Although it was all extremely good and the rhymes were well pondered you get a point taken away for two things: You evaded the line after "and blew batman" (although even I wouldn't know what to put there) and the amassing of people that fucked Chuck Norris seemed somewhat bumby at times.
Violence 5: Chuck Norris being cum-exploded. I don't know what else to say...
Interactivity 1: Nice Easter Egg.
Humor 10: I have hardly ever laughed so hard in my whole live. This porady was executed so well, you could take it for the original. You stick with the theme until the very last second (for all the shitheads out there: Lesbins are homosexuals too!). I don't know who, but a wise person once said: "A well executed parody is one of the sincerest forms of flattery"
Overall 9: In summary this movie was Awesome (with capital A) with just a few minor drawbacks and some stuff I just didn't like (the shitting stuff... too gross for me, but some people get hard on that stuff... *shrugs*) but all in all deserves to be highly honored.
Before you proceed further in reading be warned, I'm about to vent some anger:
As a homosexual young adult male I find it disturbing and offensive that some conservative shitheads use gay as an insult. You know what the original meaning of "gay" is? It's "happy! I know that and I'm not even a native english speaker, I'm from Germany! Why do people think that love is only allowed between opposite sexes? Just because the bible says so? WHOOPIE! So that means a century-old book, edited and modified thousands of hundreds of times, is able to replace your common sense? What are you people, mindless drones? If there is a god, which I by the way strongly believe in, and he is only marginally as powerful as people are led to believe, he would have destroyed homosexuality by now, if it was against his will. It's LOVE people! LOVE! The one thing EVERY human being craves for. What makes Life worth living. Don't reject love. I'm not asking you to become gay, or turn into a homosexuality supporter, but stop for a moment and think about what you do and say. Tolerance is key to peace, and peace is what even all religions try to achive, socially and esoterically. So stop poisoning your mind with anger.
Venting completed
Great Movie
Don't get killed.
SuperDrops
Author's Response:
"Sound 9: Although it was all extremely good and the rhymes were well pondered you get a point taken away for two things: You evaded the line after "and blew batman" (although even I wouldn't know what to put there) and the amassing of people that fucked Chuck Norris seemed somewhat bumby at times."
The rest is fair, but I gotta pull you up on that one. In the original, the line is "and blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat". I reckon that was pretty clever of the lyricist to not actually modify any words there, but rather just stop at "Batman" and leave it hanging. It makes the listener go "and blew Batman... what?" and then realise "oh, BLEW BATMAN!! LOL!" The fact that it doesn't rhyme is unimportant. It's damn witty. Props to Patrick.
It does kinda suck that so many people think that this movie was made as a huge fap-fest for "gay" people, though. I think you'd have to be pretty messed-up to be aroused by this joke-of-a-porno...
Keep on trucking!
