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Score: 4

"cheat"

by: Tilimicus

date: April 16, 2004

Dude you could have atleast given some health after killing one, I mean it is two against one and one has super human slayer strength. come on make it a little easier because smg is no normal bitch.

Score: 4

"Nice try to make a good game but no cigar."

by: IRGAY

date: February 3, 2002

This didn't make the score because:
1. I beat it but, you aren't rewarded by any thing besides killing them and knocking the dress off Jennifer Loves Hugetits (and yes I'm insulting JLH).
2. It's VERY HARD! So, make this game less difficult.
3. It's also VERY HARD when you have those popup ads from bingo and ect. that popup just when I'm playing (so please, take off those popups (And please (PLEASE!) take off those horrid porn ads)).
4. What the hell are they saying!
5. Those horrid graphics (both of their arms are down but their fists are right up to their sholders.
6. I'm a BEAR. And If I'm a BEAR I should be able to kick their asses with twenty swipes each not fifty swipes each!
That will be all.

Score: 3

"Kay Im a Bear..."

by: oderus

date: September 25, 2001

Pardon me but.. Im a bear and I know for sure that I would rip the shit out of those lovely gals. Not saying I don't like a challenge but cmon, IM A BEAR!!!

Score: 2

"It sucks!!!"

by: phix3000

date: September 29, 2004

This is really boring, and to hard!

Score: 2

"WTF!"

by: RocknRollGrl13

date: June 7, 2005

Man that sucked sum major balls i mean how the hell r u even supposed to beat them! i mean they have that usper punch thing if anything u should make it so they suck and u can hit them a numerous amount of times not so they can! ):O i mean it should be more like the one were u nbeat up christina agulera ot however u spell her name but they should be more defneceless or sumthin! that sucked dude!

Score: 1

"............"

by: Cigs37

date: June 5, 2005

yeah it wasent fun and it was damn near impossible...........

Score: 0

"Hahaha"

by: TUNA69

date: October 28, 2005

Hey Tom i hope ya see this, what happened to the NEWGROUNDS assassin trench coat guy by diaz? i read all the hatemail and fuk those fukin purpleheaded yogurt slingers. Put it on the main menu and add him in wiht a bigger gun and a bloodier trench coat and a sign under him saying "this is for the columbine kids" TomFulp, your a genious. keep on rockin in the free world. if you cant do this at least put this dana nananana na na music back on the assassin main page. sincerely- Dr.IdrinkMilkShakes

Score: 0

"just..."

by: gunmandark

date: April 23, 2005

just does not cut it it was really really annoying

Score: 0

"stupid hoes are hard to kill!"

by: puppy-lover

date: April 30, 2005

too hard to kill a hoe

Score: 0

"too hard"

by: boulderbackfire

date: August 22, 2005

this is too hard...