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Score: 9

"Very good game tom!"

by: Shikyoh

date: February 15, 2002

wait to go!!!

Score: 5

"2 EZ"

by: sexy-devil

date: February 7, 2002

Alot of people sez this is hard but I think it's too EZ. Make it harder.......

Score: 4

"Nice try to make a good game but no cigar."

by: IRGAY

date: February 3, 2002

This didn't make the score because:
1. I beat it but, you aren't rewarded by any thing besides killing them and knocking the dress off Jennifer Loves Hugetits (and yes I'm insulting JLH).
2. It's VERY HARD! So, make this game less difficult.
3. It's also VERY HARD when you have those popup ads from bingo and ect. that popup just when I'm playing (so please, take off those popups (And please (PLEASE!) take off those horrid porn ads)).
4. What the hell are they saying!
5. Those horrid graphics (both of their arms are down but their fists are right up to their sholders.
6. I'm a BEAR. And If I'm a BEAR I should be able to kick their asses with twenty swipes each not fifty swipes each!
That will be all.

Score: 5

"Too hard"

by: Compdude

date: February 2, 2002

A fun idea for an older game, but it's way, WAY too hard to be a lot of fun. Lower the difficulty a bit, Tom.

Score: 6

"Difficulty hurts this game"

by: Baldhunk

date: December 29, 2001

This game is a little too difficult, and it seems to take away from the quality. IMHO, difficulty affects the areas of style and humor. Being so difficult, the humor is diminished due to the aggrevation/frustration factor. And this factor reduces the style because the whole point is to kick ass, rather than prove your skill.
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I have to complain a bit about the amount of damage a bear does. While it is satisfying to see the heads spin, there should be a much bigger damage advantage in favor of the bear.
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This is quality work, but these two areas really keep the game from it's enjoyability potential. Perhaps an update would make this a classic.

Score: 6

"Take that jennifer"

by: sugah69

date: October 28, 2001

finally i got to beat the dress off jennifer love hewitt...i feel great now

Score: 8

"Why can't this be real?"

by: DocSigma

date: October 15, 2001

I killed JLH without touching SMG, with the hopes that SMG would suck me off. No such luck, the bitch killed me. Oh well, at least JLH died. Christ, she needs to be beaten over the head with a stick until she bleeds to death...

Score: 8

"That was great"

by: Tomorrows-Nobody

date: October 9, 2001

It was fun! I finally got them. The graphics were annoying but it was fun. I used to have slippers like those bear paws too! I like this game..

Score: 5

"it's ok"

by: EVIL-C

date: September 28, 2001

Not that bad of a game but definetly not your best work, Tom.

Score: 3

"Kay Im a Bear..."

by: oderus

date: September 25, 2001

Pardon me but.. Im a bear and I know for sure that I would rip the shit out of those lovely gals. Not saying I don't like a challenge but cmon, IM A BEAR!!!